As you guys may expect, I get a lot of emails from random people. Most of them are fantastic, like one I got last week from a Surf Life Saver who loves speedos (he sent a photo, I'll see if he will let me post it). Some emails I receive are weird, some are vague and I still get some hate mail mostly from religious nut jobs. I am propositioned for sex nearly...
On a flight from Australia to Bali I managed to chat up a pretty flight attendant. Beyond my belief I also managed to get her back to my hotel for a few drinks which in turn turned into a night of drunken sex. The sex was a little bit of a let down but it was a fun experience and she was a very pretty girl, with a little exaggeration here & there it would ma...
It's a gay sex thing. Josh Hutcherson takes some pills and he gets super muscular. Liam Hemsworth has put on a couple pounds since Mocking Jay. You've been warned. ----------- Josh walked out of his house. The 2-bed 1-bathroom house was big enough for him, because he lived alone. Josh Hutcherson, at 29 now, had really let himself go. He was no longer muscu...
I recently enjoyed a bout with a local bloke that is perhaps worth reading. My name is Ted and I have a small home improvement business in Melbourne. A few months ago I got a call from a woman who inquired about adding onto her house. She said she and her husband were considering adding a deck to their home off the kitchen and inquired about the costs. As we...
Billy's eyes bulged and his jaw dropped. "Uncle Paul? Mum's brother?" I nodded. "When?" he asked. "This goes no further Billy. OK? It started a long time ago, before we adopted you. In fact just before your mum and I married." "Go on. How did it happen?" "Well Paul was living in Australia for a few years, but he wanted to come back for your mum's and my w...
Finally the weather is warming up here and it is time for Kip to spend some more time on the beach in his speedo. So yesterday Kip and I got stuck into some work early, then packed up the car with the usual beach stuff, beer, towels, sunscreen..... but we also packed other stuff like condoms and lube. Before we left I got onto Grindr and updated our profile...
It was nearly teatime on Saturday afternoon and my cousin and I were sitting on his bed with his mate Marcus from university. Marcus had come to visit from Surrey where his parents lived, and even though he'd only arrived on the train that lunchtime, things were already getting pretty sexy between the three of us. For a start he was drop-dead cute with love...
My car came to a stop below the front of the house and I just sat there. It had been a long day and I was tired and not ready for the chaos I would find inside. Instead I sat there in the car and lay my head back on the headrest and closed my eyes for five minutes of peace. A year ago I would have been hurrying inside, however hard my day had been. But a ye...
After saying our goodbyes in the predawn light, it was time to head off on our road trip. Josh had gotten a call at about 1 am from his workplace - they were called to help the US Forest service as they were mobilizing a large group of firefighters with some big fires that were burning in the Sequoia National forest and their logistical support guys needed h...
It was beaut having Uncle Rob's mate Guy over for the evening. He's always up for a laugh and it's great how his no-nonsense way of speaking and brash sense of humour are so at odds with the airs and graces Uncle Rob puts on. It was especially great, though, because I knew there was a lot more on the cards than just a fun night with my uncle, Guy and my cou...