I hate doctors...always have. My wife insists that I visit every damn year, just for a check-up, even if I feel fine. Maryanne is sort of paranoid about that—for her, every headache means a brain tumor, every age spot cancer. And then, when I turned thirty-five, she dropped the P bomb on me. A proctologist; oh boy, talk about the one doctor every guy would b...
"Hello, Joey. My name is Doctor Westcott. Please come on in and have a seat over here." I feel a little self-conscious. I've had my fielding and batting tryout for the minor league team—and I didn't know it would just be me, with Coach Rosner putting me through my paces—and I've showered and come and sat in this corridor with just a towel around me, waiting...
This may read like erotic fiction, but it really happened to me. When I was 19 I went to the Doctor for rash on my leg. He checked out my leg and explained he needed to see the rest of my skin to better diagnose what I had. I stripped to my briefs as he watched. Then he pointed at my briefs and made a downward motion with his finger. I understood and droppe...
Over the next few weeks, I worked with Dr. Miller in her lab. I was more of a secretary then a scientist, filing paperwork, blood and tissue samples, etc. I had to admit that working days was a lot easier than working nights and a lot more freedom. On Sunday I met up with Noah at the chapel. There was a local preacher who came by to lead a non-denominationa...
In an earlier story, Mom's Boyfriend, I detailed how I got into a relationship with Joe, a man that my mother was dating back when I was 19. Joe was a man's man, but while he had a thing for the ladies, he also had a thing for young men. My mother happened to walk in on us just as Joe was putting that "thing" into me in bed. She went ballistic, and was even...
Kent sighed and glanced at his watch. It was 10:30 on a Friday night and this movie he was seeing on his first date with Zac was dragging on forever. It was a terrible action movie that bored him terribly. He regretted suggesting this movie because Zac also couldn't stop shifting, meaning he was finding this movie insufferable as well. Zac leaned over to Ke...
Chapter Twenty-four: Luke defends Sandro Luke said to Tom, "As soon as we get home, and before I go back to work, I must go and see Sandro and Mamma. I must get them reconciled. Sandro has big exams coming up in nine or ten weeks, and we must make sure that he is emotionally OK. I need to spell that out to Mamma, in case Sandro has not made it clear. I don'...
In the city where I live a hospital was sponsoring screenings for prostate problems. Getting to the age where that might become a problem, I decided to take advantage of the program; after all, it was free! I knew what to expect, having had the exam in the past. At the hospital each patient was shown a movie as to what the program was about and then ushered...
Seth was very proud of the fact that he was a patient person. He knew that it would get him nowhere to rant and rave when there was a long line at the grocery store or the person driving in front of him was coasting along at ten miles per hour below the posted speed limit. Oh sure, those were annoyances, but they were so minor in comparison to life's major a...
©Copyright jvaughn, 2013, 2014. All rights reserved. Copyright violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. * Ed was furious. This is such a fucking clusterfuck! I should have known Salt wouldn't wait for us. I can't believe he walked into a vampire's lair alone, the idiot. He's probably dead by now. If we're very lucky Valjevo won't tak...