WAR! dum-dum, dum-dum-dum! What is it good for? Absolutely NUTHIN'! Just change "War" to "Fame," and you've got the story of my life. Absolutely nuthin'. Back in the day, I got endorsement money for saying, "I wear Gazackstahegen Gym Shoes" or "I always keep my jewels in a Bazonga Athletic Supporter!" Back then Schwarzenegger made his money and fame winnin...
"You know, maybe, Jake -- it is that point in your life where you need to start exercising more," my wife, Debbie, said, before she patted my "tummy." I'm not quite sure why women think they are the only ones who care about their appearance or their weight, but they seem passive-aggressively oblivious to the body image issues of the modern male. I sighed....
My boyfriend and I had broken up and I was in a pickle. At least we didn't share a flat and have to deal with that mess, I thought, as I contemplated what to do. We had been together for over a year and I was very much in love with him. Through a series of coincidences, I became suspicious that I was not the only guy he was sleeping with and after just a cur...
I had been in a long-term relationship with the woman who was and will always be my soul mate. However, things in the bedroom were getting quite vanilla and all of the animalistic sex had vanished. I was at the point of repeatedly either going without sex for long periods of time or ending up with sex that felt like she was performing her duty in order to ke...
Chapter 3: Athens Athens has grown hotter over the years, and it's not just me saying that. When I was a child, I remember that even in the summers we'd sometimes need a light jacket at night; that hasn't been the case for a long, long time. We think it's the constant forest fires and the buildings that have gone up in the place of trees, and we've put air-...
Hey guys sorry its been so long! I've been working a lot! And then my computer decided to crash on me and I lost all my files so I had to start this over again. There is a lot of information in this one I'm gonna work on putting some explanations in the next one. Thanks for being patient and remember feedback is always welcome. Contact me through my profile...
[Thank you so much for your votes and e-mails -- I hope you enjoy this next instalment. It is slightly different to what I have written so far... Please remember to vote at the end, and I always welcome feedback!] * The men were roused and ready for the comparatively short march south to Babylon. It was certainly shorter than the vast distance they had tra...
Had he really drunk enough to be this woozy? His head was swimming, the sound of his ears being the rushing of water—real or imagined?—and he was having difficulty distinguishing teak walls from sienna brown curtains on the portholes and from separating his tremors from the slow bobbing of the yacht. Why, in this state of confusion, could he feel every lusci...
Thomas felt Sir Alfred jerk and then roll off to the side onto his back and almost immediately go back to sleep, the deed assured by the sound of his snores. The schedule was promising to be the same today as it had been on the first day sailing out of Southampton toward Alexandria. It wasn't much different from the previous several days that Thomas had been...
Last thing. And always the chore Tyler hated the worst - getting his tux tie worked right. It wasn't helping that he was crouched over the galley counter in the Lucky Card's cramped main cabin or that his hands were trembling from the risk he was taking. He had to get himself into this monkey suit quietly because he didn't want to wake Axel, in the other cab...