Who sat on a doughnut? Who sat on a doughnut Who put it there Right there -on the chair, raspberry jam all over you know where So sticky, its everywhere, on my jeans, my shirt It's here and there, even in my hair. And yes, on my Derry -air I am a raspberry jam red -alert Who sat on a doughnut Who put it there Who's the practical joker, d...
I live in south Florida in a small city. By small city I mean that between Miami and Fort Lauderdale it seems to be a never ending big city and there are small cities that could be seen as neighborhoods. Only locals know where one city begins and where it ends. My city extends all the way to the beach. I live about two miles from the beach. This particular...
I met Lou on holiday in Greek island of Corfu. We were staying in the same hotel and after a couple of days vaguely noticing each other we started saying hi. On the third night we found ourselves the only people in the hotel bar. I had been out for dinner and a bit of women-watching and he had done a few bars. We started chatting about all the usual stuff:...
I spend the rest of the day in the sun with the rest of my workers. Many of them question why I am there, and where Matthew has gone, so I just said that I had a more important project for Matthew and that I would fill in for him. They bought it up until Matthew had finished his nap and decided to saunter over, still shirtless, hair disheveled looking like h...
It all happened so suddenly and I was taken completely off guard when John Sutton came up from behind and asked me about my prize onions. I was in my allotment at the time, bent over planting some turnips and; come to think of it, I reckon this guy had been standing there for some time, because I heard some rustling in the nearby hedgerow which I had assume...
Bodie was a farm boy from North Carolina with big, weed-pulling fists that could thump the biggest of enemies into the ground. He was a sweet boy with docile blue eyes and a mean temper. He had never gotten an A in his life, but that didn't matter to Bodie because he had no plans to go to college this year. After school he'd work on his family's farm until t...
I visited Switzerland just after my 20th birthday. I had taken several mature men's cocks in my mouth and ass but what I was going to experience in Nyon never crossed my mind. I was seated at my table at a café eating breakfast on a beautiful morning. I noticed the guy that sat at a table across me looking at me over the newspaper he was reading and smiling...
It had been a long day at the conference and I was sharing a few drinks with a guy I had met there. It was after dinner and we hadn't eaten so the alcohol was taking effect as we were passing comment on the shapely arse of the bar maid. Tony commented on how nice it would be to get her in the sack and then shocked me a little by saying "I bet she would take...
Having the afternoon free gave me some wide-awake time to consider the weekend's experiences. There had been plenty of excitement; in fact exciting probably wasn't a strong enough word in some cases. The thrill of Dili's hairy Indian body and his masculinity as he had taken my anal virginity. The depravity of licking arses, including two big black chubs and...
Brad was a guy who loved his wife to bits. But his curiosity got the best of him when got to chatting to Pete on a gay dating site. Having been hitched for thirty years he lived, up to recently, a normal and loving relationship with his wife Pauline. In his mind he knew he had homosexual tendencies, especially when he was young but, on meeting Pauline, all...