Dear Audience, thank you for joining me on my journey beyond the astral plane. I --

Er, wait. That's... not... hold on...

Pst. Hey! Is it loaded, yet? Don't forget to restock. 'Member, restock!

Ahem. Okay great.

Dear Audience.

Thank you for joining me on this voyage into the final frontier. Where we will explore strange new worlds. Seek out new life and new civilizatio--

No, no, no, that's not it either! Damn it, Virginia, right line please! Right line! Yes, the one under Masterful Intro! Above My Treasured 5-Year-Old Treatments! Yes! No! Agh...

Eheh. My apologies. Just, erm... hold for one second, if you can be so kind. I promise this will just take a bit. Hehe. Hehehe.

5 Hours Later...

(Intro Postponed. Refer to the Master of The Perceivable Universe for further questions or concerns in the meantime. We thank you for your understanding, and apologize for any inconveniences in which this may have resulted. No refunds will be processed at the present because, as Master of The Perceivable Universe puts it, he has to feed the pet hamsters.)