You're John Doe and until today you haven't had much luck in life, you barely scrapped through school even though you was classed as a nerd by the Jocks. You've just finished College and have a degree in mathematics and you haven't got a job yet.

You are living in the smallest flat in LA and you can't afford many more months of rent. You are constantly on the phone to people about asking for jobs and trying to get favours from friends to be their accountant of finance guy.

You decide to go for a walk in the sunshine while you still can. As you might have to move back home soon.

You are walking down a street which name escapes you but it has a lot of technology shops and they have their TV's in the window. You walk past one and a picture of Jessica Alba crosses your eye and you hear that she has divorced her husband who was having an affair with their MALE accountant. It also stated that she had consequently sacked her accountant.

A few days past and you've forgotten all about this story and your friend calls you up and says. . . . . .