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A date with Katy

Ever since you first saw her online, you have been a great fan of her. The voluptuous spontaneous young woman called Katy Perry. Despite your friends calling you gay and worse names, you have all her singles and her album, including a signed copy of "I kissed a girl", which you got on a day that made any other pale by comparison.

That day, a couple of months ago, you almost got a kiss from her. It was going to be just a peck on the cheek, if it hadn't been for some dumb security guy who thought you were forcing yourself on her. You tried to explain, Katy did too but the glorified mall cop had worked you out of the store with his nightstick.You had the feeling that she genuinely felt sorry for what happened. But that was probably all wishful thinking and all you have now is pictures of her online, ones to which you've masturbated very often. By far your favourite celebrity, you often scoured the web for revealing pictures of sexy Katy.That is, until today.

You've just called in to a radio station where Katy Perry is sitting, live and taking calls. As you dialed the number, you kept your fingers crossed. Was it going to work? Were you going to speak to your crush again? Mumbling softly to yourself, you suddenly find yourself listening to...yourself! You are on the radio, you made it through!

"Hey there! You're speaking to Jay, Doug and our special guest, Katy Perry. Who's this?"

"Hi...I'm..." you stammer. "My name is John. John Doe. Katy, we met a while ago? You signed my single?' is your hopeful beginning. Jay the DJ laughs. "Buddy, Katy gets a lot of that."
Then, it hits you. What you should say just rolls off your tongue like you practiced it. "The guy that was kicked out after they thought I was going to grope you?"
Jay and Doug laugh, so does Katy, but you hear something else in her voice when she speaks up:
'I remember you. How are you? Still enjoying that single?" she asks. You grin. Despite your new found confidence, you think that it's best not to tell her about your habit of jerking off while playing her song. "I am. Thanks again for signing it" you tell her. Before Katy can answer, Doug butts in.
"Okay, John. I think we both know why you called. You want to go out with Katy." he says.

A date with Katy? You didn't even know that that was the prize. But you won't complain, not now."
'Hell yeah" you reply, your heart racing.

"Then, here's your first question"

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