Sitting home for another boring night of surfing the internet, you are about to give up on finding anything new when an odd link pops up at the bottom right of your screen. "Click here for the night of your life." Assuming it has to be some sort of virus or spyware you go to delete it. But something makes you pause, be it boredom, or simply the knowledge that your computer is so full of crap anyway that how bad could it be, you click the link.

Just as your finger ticks the mouse there is a knock at the door.

Odd you think who could be here at this hour? Without a thought of what you just did on the internet you throw on your robe over your undies and head to the front door.