Arnold Bond has always been referred to as a geek, dweeb or nerd, and humiliated by his high school peers. It was partly because he looked the part of a geek with two left feet. And he never stood up for himself. Some of the pranks ranged from shoving him in his gym locker to sending his boxers up the flag pole.

He thought his life would change in college but nothing was different except his cock had grown to an enormous size. He had become a skinny kid with a gigantic cock. The harsh pranks continued until he had hit his limit. It happen while pledging for a party fraternity, they stripped his cloths off and left him naked in a pig pen at a nearby farm. After getting home from the farm, he applied for the foreign exchange program overseas.

He got a lucky break from his uncle. His uncle turned out to be the well known English spy, James Bond. After he contacted him, he was instantly accepted to attend university at Moscow.

His advisor informed Arnold immediately that he had to leave for Moscow, Russia ASAP. He packs up his things and left his dorm room. As he leaves, Arnold sees the president of the fraternity and his girlfriend a beautiful leggy blonde. They show him the school’s newspaper to Arnold where he has made the front page. It is picture of Arnold sleeping with the pigs, and the headlines reads "Geeks goes to Russia". He attempts to walk pass them when he trips over his feet grabbing the girlfriend's skirt. The skirt tears showing off her pink panties. Arnold sprints to the taxi before he gets killed.

The taxi cab drops him off at the airport when he wanders around the airport waiting for his flight. At the airport, he stops at the gift shop accidentally bumping into another man who could have been his identical twin.

The man was a CIA agent sent to Russia to investigate a Russian Mob. They were kidnapping college geeks. He was infatuate the group and shut the project down with the help of a Russian agency. But when Arnold bumped into him, he fell off the stairs breaking his leg. The agent grabbed Arnold and said, "Find a female blonde named Natasha. She will say, 'How big is your cock?' You will reply, 'As big as a supernova? Then say 'abort!’ “

Arnold is about to check into airline when ....