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Matt’s heart almost beat backwards. He was in his living room illuminated only by the TV, his girlfriend draped over him softly. It wasn’t that he really cared for Lucy that had him so anxious, though that played a part. Tonight was special. Matt has just turned 18 a few weeks ago, before he and Lucy has started going out, and she was one of the older kids in their soon-to-be-graduating class and had been 18 since last summer. His sisters were all in college and his parents had gone away for the weekend, leaving Matt home alone. Lucy has suggested she come over to “celebrate each of our belated birthdays” and, in the process, maybe not even leave. She had take care of the excuses with a web of lies involving her friends. She snuggled in closer to him, smiling a little. The real reason Matt was so nervous was that tonight they were going to be naked together.

They didn’t exactly have it all planned out, but since they hadn’t ever seen another person’s genitals this seemed like a great time to do that. They had made copious promises to be careful and be cool about the whole thing, but Matt was nervous as hell. Obviously, he wanted to see and touch Lucy’s body, and definitely wanted her to touch him. He just hoped he would be attractive enough to keep her around. Secretly he was worried Lucy would think his penis was ugly or something and just walk out. She wasn’t that kind of person but Matt was a self-conscious guy.

He didn’t really need to be nervous. He had a very normal, average size manhood. Lucy didn’t really care what it looked like, anyway, she just liked him. She knew she would have to take the lead on all the new stuff tonight but it didn’t bother her at all. She liked that Matt was caring and careful about stuff. He had his arm around her shoulder and her arm was draped over his stomach. Without looking up to him she gently let it fall to his groin, her hand almost cupping his crotch. Lucy smiled as her boyfriend shuddered, not at all expecting it so soon. He kept his composure, barely, though. Lucy could feel his heart echoing in his chest about a thousand miles a minute.

Matt got the hint, turning his girlfriend’s cheek and kissing her full lips. In no time they were kissing deeply and passionately. They had only done this together a handful of times but the chemistry was undeniable, their tongues dancing together between their lips. Lucy slipped her hand inside his waistband while his hands dragged across her back. He grabbed her shirt and slowly pulled it toward her head until she had to break the kiss to help him remove it. Her B-cup breasts sat in her bra and Lucy decided to be nice and remove that herself. Her breasts plopped out gently for Matt’s greedy eyes.

“Wow...” He said as he saw her topless for the first time.

They were at each other again. Their kisses drowned out the movie. Matt’s hands gently fondled his girlfriend’s bare breasts, teasing her nipples and eagerly exploring new territory. Lucy tore his belt off and slowly unzipped his pants. For a moment they broke their kiss and he leaned back, ready for her to pull out his erection. She teased the hard bulge with one finger, giggling as he flinched. His face was bright red but Lucy thought it was the cutest thing ever.

“No reason to be nervous,” she said softly, encouraging him.

He nodded and she wrapped her fingers around his shaft. She pulled it out with a smile, her hand pumping it slowly, just to tease her nervous boyfriend. Just as she promised, she wasn’t disappointed. He was average and that suited her just fine.

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Unbeknownst to the teenage love birds there was magic afoot many, many miles away.

In a dimly lit room were two men. The first was in a chair, naked, head down. The second was standing at a plinth reading from a book of spells. This man styled himself as a wizard and as such sold his services in spell casting and curse removing for a heavy price. Most of it was hogwash to trick the rich into all kinds of silly things, but he wasn’t all smoke and mirrors. He spoke words of power that, technically, didn’t mean anything at all. True magic relies not on the meaning of words but on their recitation. The incantation only awakens the magical energy but it is the spell caster who must use their will to direct the energy into the appropriate effect.

Today the patron in the chair has requested something specific.

He wants a bigger dick.

Not just bigger, but the biggest. Larger than any man should wield. A dick that will sway any woman into his bed. He demanded that it be thick, long, and sturdy, but also that any woman stricken by its charms would enjoy it. Their minds and bodies would have to transform in order to accept such a monster but the patron didn’t care for that. The list of requirements for his tool took an entire page on the wizard’s book.

The wizard warned the patron that such a list would likely result in problems. He knew it would be near impossible to cast such a complicated spell perfectly. It would take all his concentration and still could not be guaranteed. The fee had been enormous. Too big to turn down.

The slip happened at the end.

It wasn’t the spell that failed. The wizard had included everything. The content was exactly what the patron wanted.

But, as the wizard finished, his concentration slipped for just a moment, as he began to direct the magical energy to the right target.

These sorts of mistakes are unpredictable. For a second the wizard felt the energy stir, confused, but it balanced quickly and the wizard assumed all was well.

He finished the cast but the energy vanished. He realized too late that the stirring had not quieted because all was well, but because he had inadvertently chosen a new target.

The spell blazed away toward its unintended target: a nondescript house in the suburbs where two teenagers were fooling around for the first time...