“You are completely unremarkable,” You think to yourself as you stare in the mirror. Your name is Alex, and a you’re 5’7”, untoned, average-dicked, 19 year old Caucasian male.

“The only thing noteworthy about you…” You say while scrutinizing every pore on your face. “Are the hundreds of red dots filling your face.”

You got your first pimple when you were 9, and they never slowed down.

But today, something might change. Your doctor prescribed you a new medication, to replace the Acutane. Supposedly this topical cream, Sistellium Cleanse, will clear up even the worst bumps with one single use. You hope your doctor was right.