AUTHOR'S NOTE; I accidentally submitted this story before actually writing it. My bad.

Sasuke stood in stunned silence. Itachi killed their parents before he came into the room "I-Itachi..." Sasuke said

"Hiya bro!" Itachi exclaimed sweetly

"How could you do this!?" Sasuke cried. Itachi's smile faltered as she knelt down to him from her staggering seven foot eight stature

With some difficulty Itachi sat as close as she could and still try and look Sasuke in the eye despite her breasts rivaling the ripest of watermelons "Listen, bro. I'm really sorry about doing this. But we're still pals right?" Itachi asked

"N-no!" Sasuke cried running away

"Sasuke wait! It's far too late in the night for you to be getting so excited! You need sleep to grow up big and strong!" Itachi pleaded but Sasuke had run off

Time passed and Sasuke found himself in a test in his ninja training "Yahoo! Great job little bro! I'm so proud of you!" Itachi, making no effort to hide as she was openly cheering him on hopping in the stands wearing her akatsuki cloak and everything

"Lord third should we do anything?" A guard asked

"Don't bother." Hiruzen said

"I don't believe this!" Sasuke tried his best not to throw a fit but he of all people was furious by the village's refusal to challenge Itachi despite being in the ninja bingo black book.

"It's a damn shame Kakashi! Just watching that akatsuki murderer flaunt herself free as a bird!" Guy complained

"Forget her, Guy. And even if she wasn't so insanely powerful she's not exactly doing anything bad. I'm sure she's helped Sasuke through his training." Kakashi explained

"Nice throw, bro!" Itachi cheered

"SHUT UP!!!" Sasuke yelled up at Itachi

Kakashi snickered "Besides it's pretty funny." Kakashi added