"God, this bed is shitty", Jack muttered at the ceiling. Just how had he slept in it for 18 years, he wondered. His real bed, some 200 miles away, was empty and alone for the first time in three years, as now he'd finished his under graduate degree, he couldn't put off coming home any longer.

It wasn't that he hated it here, just it wasn't the city he had now grown used to. The quiet, mostly suburban commuter town he'd lived out the majority of his life in had lost appeal to young outgoing man he'd become.

Sure, there were positives to being here; this town was full of memories, and more importantly to a guy like him, full of women. Seriously, he'd been excited at the concept of coming back for the first time in the 3 years he'd been away when he saw the new census data showing an amazing 65% of the local population was of the fairer sex. Even if he was only here for a week, chances were in his favour of at least attracting the eye of a lady.

But any action wouldn't be happening here, on this single mattress, if it could be called that, it's more like a slab of rock. How did I not notice this growing up?!

Rolling to the side, I can see my old digital alarm clock on the bedside table, dutifully the time is 3:04 am. Damn, I have to be up in a few hours, I'll never get to sleep at thi.........

"Oh, er, hello?" An awkward muddled sounding voice from behind him spoke. Rolling over, no, turning around some how even though he was lying down....

Surprise took him as he realised he was no longer sleeping in his old bed, but was floating in a grey void, where the space around him seemed murky , blurry almost.

Searching for the source of the voice, Jack answered "...heyyyyy?" in an equally awkward and questioning tone.

"What are you doing there, I mean how did you get here, I mean who are you exactly?" The voice asked, appearing seemingly lighter in tone and less mixed than before.

"I was asleep, or maybe am asleep, or I was and now I'm here I guess" He replied, before quickly adding "Jack, Jack Adlington".

"Adlington... never heard of a Jack Adlington before" mused the voice. Again, it had become clearer sounding, even feeling a tad feminine in spots. "Well, Mr Adlington, if you appeared here while asleep, you are in luck!"

"I am?"

"Yes, my fine sir! Now let me just fine the rule set here..." This voice had very much become that of a woman's, and from the tone of it was going in a very sales pitch like mode. "Ah here it is! For being able to appear here through your sub conscious, I get to bestow you with a gift, now how does that sound?"

"A.. A gift?" Jack asked the grey void, unable to locate the exact position at which he was being spoken to from.

"Yes a gift! Now this gift is very special; it's going to give you the power to find one woman, any woman, and she'll let you fuck her in the ASS! How does that sound?" She, it was a she, Jack was sure of it, sounded very excited at potential offer.

In his confusion, he could only ask "Why in the ass?"

"Hmmm, I guess it's my area of expertise?" The voice laughed, apparently very amused at her comment. Before Jack could follow up with another question, she continued, "However, there is a slight draw back to my, very generous if I say so myself, gift..."

"And that is?"

"Well its more of 2 set backs, but they follow on from each other... I digress." She adopted a more serious tone, "Basically, my gift only lasts for 24 hours, and the stipulation of receiving it is if you don't have anal sex with at least 1 person, man women child it doesn't matter, before the 24 time limit is up, some very bad things will happen to you. Like, VERY bad." She was not mincing her words, and Jack gulped at the sheer dread she was invoking.

The voice sighed, seemingly done with the tense setting she'd created, "But you know, you don't have to accept..."

Jack mulled it over in his mind, but for whatever reason, maybe it was her sales pitch for maybe in was personality, he could only come to one conclusion.

He could only smile and said "In the ass you say..."

"Yes, I knew you'd be on board!" She said excitedly, "Now, as an added bonus, I'm going to give you a choice of 3 powers for your gift, each based on a sense. When you wake up, you'll know what they'll do."

Clearing her throat and pausing for a moment, she stated "Now, Mr Adlington, what power can I give to you today?"