Austin Powers , Dr. Evil , Fat Bastard and Gold Member sit in an AA type meeting with Frau as a moderator

Frau: Austin you go first .

Austin Powers sits he is now 71 years old but 56 years old as well due to his time being frozen. He has gray hair now.

Austin Powers : I always stuck with the male code of never give a man a shot to the pills , it’s just not cricket . That was not the case when it came to my formerly evil enemies and even my own partner at one point . In the 60’s I could flip into my shaq-uar. Nifty front flip and step on the gas floor it, spectacular. 30 years later I wasn’t that lucky , the car must’ve been updated or I was too eager but I crotched myself on the gear shift .

All other of the men are wince, hissing and groaning clutching their laps.

My ex wife who also turned out to be a robot double agent slammed the shift even more into my double agents !

I hadn’t released yet and they were trapped quite well in my signature pants no place to hide . Just Alley-Oop to my troops .

Next when I was fighting Mini me he got me three times . In our first battle he brought me to my knees and kicked both my twig and berries ! My meat and two veg ! Next he charged at me and bite me! He chomped on my conkers !

The others gasp again and clutch their pearls literally .