It was just another one of those parties, you know? You met up with a couple friends who had an agenda of their own, and of course you were left to stand as the wallflower while they got shitfaced with their respective boy-toys. They constantly tease you, the 'virgin', for not chasing someone out yourself. Usually, you're fine with it, being the designated sober friend and whatnot.. Someone has to make sure they don't end up with some kind of strange disease all up in their vagina, right?

But tonight, they disappeared within minutes of arriving. You find your way to the kitchen and pick up a can of shitty beer. Turning around, you find yourself face you face with someone, who you feel strangely attracted to. You smile for a moment, and he smiles back. But then you think to yourself, this is the kind of man 'your mother had wanted you about'. You have no idea.