The sun is shining on the bright room of Bart Simpson as he wakes up to notice the small pathetic 2 inches of morning wood in his krusty the clown undies”sigh” “oh when will you ever grow” said Bart! Bart was popular in school but there was just one secret! He has the smallest penis in Springfield if word got out that he was the smallest man in Springfield god only knows how bad he’d be treated!