Further developments on the viral disease some are now calling the “Bimbo Virus” are now coming to light. Reports have come in from locations around the world including Sydney, New York City, London, Berlin, Florence, and dozens of other cities in Europe, the Americas, and Australia. Concerned parents may wish to send their young ones away as some of the details of this report are adult in nature.“What is the bimbo virus? For those of us who have not heard the circling rumours, the bimbo virus is a communicable disease that challenges all modern concepts of medicine and diseases.

Victims are said to transform into busty, attractive women in their mid-twenties with an animalistic sex drive. After transforming, the victim seeks out others to satisfy its lust and unintentionally spreads the virus through the exchange of bodily fluids.“Men who contract the virus transform in a time span from a mere thirty seconds to several minutes. The male victim develops embellished female anatomical features until he is physically, genetically, and mentally one hundred percent female. This, of course, means that the man grows completely functional mammary glands and has his male genitalia replaced with a vagina and ovaries.

Transformed male victims are said to lose part of their memories of their previous life. It seems that somehow the virus is able to implant false memories that lead the victim to believe he has always been female.“The virus works slightly different for women. Women who contract the virus are able to resist its effects for a longer period of time. From half an hour to several days after infection, the infected woman’s breasts, hips, hair, and buttocks will grow. In addition, her sex drive slowly increases and will cause her to seek out sex from loved ones and eventually from perfect strangers.

Unlike males, female victims do not have their memories altered in any way, but her rampant hormones may cause her to assume a behaviour suitable for mating.“Both male and female victims, after being transformed, will search for attractive men to court. If there are no men nearby, bimbo virus victims will seek sexual companionship from uninfected women or their transformed companions. Transformed victims often desire multiple partners simultaneously and continually try to expand their numbers.“Transformed victims retain a keen intelligence and are known to be extremely manipulative in order to lure potential victims closer to them. Some have been known to play on others’ pity, asking for help or emotional support such as a hug or kiss. Others have been known to convince their victims to willingly allow themselves to be infected.

There are also reports of transformed victims laying ambushes for their prey, waiting for the uninfected to drop their guard before rushing at them in numbers.“What is the source of this bizarre virus? Citizens around the world are asking this question, but no governments are talking. Many believe this virus is magical in nature. Others have hypothesized that the virus is actually a form of nanotechnology that has leaked from a government laboratory. Some claim that the virus is the work of aliens.“This news network would also like to remind you all that many experts call this nothing more than an elaborate prank due to the fantastical nature of this so-called ‘BimboPocalypse.’

Many reports come from unreliable sources and hospitals worldwide claim that there is no proof that many of the supposed transformed male victims were ever male, to begin with. But word-of-mouth rumours remain haunting nonetheless.“We will keep you updated as the World Health Organization assembles a formal investigation on the BimboPocalypse phenomenon. In other news, insurgents in the middle east…”

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