You've managed to gain access to a very special gym that few are privileged to even know about, let alone work out at. It's the whispered talk of celebrities, where they come and have sex to keep their fantastic bodies in shape. The membership roster reads like IMDB. The handbook reads like the Kama Sutra, listing 1001 positions and techniques that tighten every part of the body and use sex to keep both parties looking fit and fabulous.

Some celebrities prefer to run the show as a trainer, others prefer to be put through their paces by a dedicated 'sex trainer'. For those who don't feel like a session with a single person, there is a free use part of the gym.