You are a monster....... congratulations!!!

You are a tentacle, just over a foot long with a (bigger than average) gurth of 3 1/2 inches.

Your head is penis shaped (as they always are) that has a little tongue and can spurt out a yellow substance that has the ability to dissolve clothing and has an aphrodisiac effect when swallowed by a human.

Your tail is segmented into small lumps (like beads) that make it easy to grab and can shoot a gas that puts things to sleep (handy that).

The day starts like any other with you sliding out of your hole and make your way to....