This story is based on a caption by "Steffi" on Devineart.

Ron awoke... Groggy and confused ... His head was pounding and his vision was blurred...
He was lying down in the front seat of his car. Ron sat up and took in his surroundings ... Nothing looked familiar !!

It took Ron several tries to get the door open. As he fumbled with the Handle, his vision started to clear up a bit...
NAIL POLISH ? Why the hell was he wearing Nail polish ???

Struggling to recall, the last thing Ron remembered was going to the girls locker room for the camera...

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