You always wondered how you ended up with your extremely beautiful wife, Julie. Until one fateful Saturday morning, she explains to you.

“We have to talk sweetie. You see I don’t love you the same way, you love me. I am actually a lesbian, I know you are wondering why I married you then.

Well first my family is a bunch of homophobic jerks. They threatened to disown me if I didn’t married soon enough. That is why I was in such hurry to marry.

I chose you because you are kind of pitiful, I mean you can’t stand up for yourself. And you can’t ask a girl out, even if your life depends on it.

Anyway I am in love with a woman. Her Name is Tanya, but don’t worry I won’t leave you.

You have been good to me, so I want you to stay in my life. I know it is not what you signed up for, but I convinced her to let you be our little diapered plaything together with her ex partner Kate.

See it positively you don’t have to work ever again, and I know how much you hate your terrible job, and your boss.

You can either accept your new role willingly, or Tanya will force you into it.”