You've just finished senior year of high school, and you're not sure what to do with your life. Your parents were fed up with your indecision, and wanted to take a vacation, so they shipped you off to an all-girls summer resort. Normally, you'd protest, but it actually sounds relaxing, and the pictures make it look really nice, especially for the price. It's in the middle of an old forest, and full of natural beauty, as well as state-of-the-art spa and recreational facilities. It should be a nice break from all the stress of your normal life.

But before we put you in the mind of the protagonist, we'll have to ask you, the reader, a question.