One Night, on the Internet:
LordTom 10:11 hi!
A1ic3g 10:11 helloooo mister penis waggler :P
LordTom 10:12 hellooo miss eyebrow flutterer
A1ic3g 10:12 it's like my main flirting move
A1ic3g 10:13 eyelash! not eyebrow lol
LordTom 10:13 oh yeah
LordTom 10:13 that'd be odd
A1ic3g 10:14 how's your evening gone?
LordTom 10:15 quiet, how's yours?
A1ic3g 10:15 well i filled my boots
LordTom 10:17 how so?
A1ic3g 10:17 had a big ol tasty dinner beef and mango caribbean style stew with sweet potato mash
A1ic3g 10:17 with some lovely red wine
A1ic3g 10:18 so i cannot complain
LordTom 10:18 mmm i'm jealous
A1ic3g 10:19 off to the gym tomorrow to burn it off :s
A1ic3g 10:19 do you have a definitive flirting technique?
LordTom 10:21 it generally involves suggestive eyebrows (lol) in response to innuendos. plus strategically tight jeans on occasion
A1ic3g 10:22 lol :)
A1ic3g 10:22 so you play the 'well hung' card, hmm :P
A1ic3g 10:23 im not sure if wearing jeans, even of the tightest kind, can be called flirting in itself lol
LordTom 10:24 in the right atmosphere i think it's caught eyes. A lot of the time i'm completely oblivious to flirting and don't notice till a week later haha
A1ic3g 10:25 lol
LordTom 10:25 it's a tough life
A1ic3g 10:26 well i cant dispute that it would almost certainly catch my eye!
LordTom 10:28 I think you're a tiny bit obsessed ;P
A1ic3g 10:28 lol could be
A1ic3g 10:29 have you ever read the saturday guardian's blind date column?
LordTom 10:29 no?
A1ic3g 10:30 it's great fun, just google guardian blind date to have a look
A1ic3g 10:31 but i do often wonder if the people were a bit more honest it would probably be more about boobs and bits and whether they could imagine going to bed with one another immediately
LordTom 10:33 would you publish that in a national newspaper with your face on it?
A1ic3g 10:34 lol... absolutely not
A1ic3g 10:34 i see your point
LordTom 10:36 also, aren't cultured humans supposed to be above such lascivious primal urges?
A1ic3g 10:38 hmm, maybe deeply repressed ones>
LordTom 10:39 well that's not me, and somehow I don't think it's you, either
A1ic3g 10:41 and most of our wonderful culture is about those lascivious primal urges
A1ic3g 10:42 so i think being cultured goes together quite well with being lascivious lol
LordTom 10:43 My A-level english teacher used to say "it's all about death and sex and sex and death"
A1ic3g 10:43 so true
LordTom 10:43 he was a very strange man, but insightful
A1ic3g 10:43 lol
A1ic3g 10:44 he sounds a treat :)
A1ic3g 10:47 *pokes tom*
LordTom 10:48 sorry, my computer froze for a sec
LordTom 10:48 what do you want to talk about?
A1ic3g 10:48 ooh anything
A1ic3g 10:49 how are you finding this site in general?
LordTom 10:50 well, I've been talking to this really nice girl who seems to be obsessed with my penis, so it's swings and roundabouts really ;P
A1ic3g 10:51 ha ha ha :)
LordTom 10:52 what does the week hold in store for you?
A1ic3g 10:52 lots of wage labour
A1ic3g 10:52 probably dull
A1ic3g 10:53 maybe some indulging of my penis 'obsession' if there's time :P
A1ic3g 10:53 how about you?
LordTom 10:54 We start building the scenery for the next set of shows tomorrow, so lots of powertools
A1ic3g 10:55 ooh, sounds exciting
LordTom 10:56 it is! what's your work?
A1ic3g 10:56 library
A1ic3g 10:56 i wont pretend it's exciting
A1ic3g 10:56 but i do like it
A1ic3g 10:57 there are fewer power tools, i'm willing to bet
LordTom 10:57 Probably none, I would imagine
LordTom 10:58 But you get to play with books!
A1ic3g 10:58 yes, i get to select the display books sometimes
LordTom 10:59 ooh get you
A1ic3g 11:00 good times :)
LordTom 11:00 Morning, btw
A1ic3g 11:01 the witching hour!
A1ic3g 11:01 eek
A1ic3g 11:01 will you protect me from the ghouls and ghosties?
LordTom 11:04 yep, with my large weapon
LordTom 11:04 oh god I crack myself up
A1ic3g 11:05 lol
A1ic3g 11:05 smutty tom
LordTom 11:08 haha i've never been called that before!
A1ic3g 11:09 do you not tend to have dirty convs irl
LordTom 11:11 not really, it's just a bit uncommon. I normally get called cheeky
A1ic3g 11:12 i dont really have them, which frankly is very disappointing
LordTom 11:13 We could do something about that, you know...
A1ic3g 11:14 good, the dirtier the better lol
A1ic3g 11:16 i even know all the dirty words :P or at least, i assume i know all of them..
LordTom 11:16 That's good: What are you wearing?
A1ic3g 11:18 i'm wearing what passes for pyjamas in my room - an old grey t shirt and white knickers :P
A1ic3g 11:19 how about you?
LordTom 11:20 Boxer briefs and socks
A1ic3g 11:21 are you a 'socks stay on' kind of guy :)
LordTom 11:23 Sometimes, I don't like cold feet.
A1ic3g 11:24 sensible tom :)
LordTom 11:24 I've been told that I look sexiest in a suit. What would you put on if you wanted to feel sexy?
A1ic3g 11:26 hmm that's a good question - i have a short summer dress that shows off my legs and makes spontaneous sex very simple - i associate wearing it with some wonderful sex
LordTom 11:29 Now that's something i'd like to see. Are you a knickers or no knickers girl?
A1ic3g 11:30 depends on the occasion :P
LordTom 11:30 Which status for which occasion?
A1ic3g 11:32 well, occasion of trying to give sexy boyfriend huge boner... no knickers lol
A1ic3g 11:32 but when i'm boyfriendless i do tend to wear knickers
LordTom 11:33 So your boyfriends never get to unwrap a present?
A1ic3g 11:35 ha, i'm not always knickerless... which do you prefer, do you like to unwrap your present slowly and sensuously?
LordTom 11:37 Yes I do. Tell me about some of your sexiest underwear
LordTom 11:37 And I'll tell you about what we'd do
A1ic3g 11:40 i have to admit, i'm not a sexy underwear owner, in general... i have a white thong but i feel silly wearing it. yet - terrible secret - i do like putting it on and admiring my bum in the mirror... i like the idea of a boyfirend giving me sexy underwear to wear, choosing it for me and telling me to pose...
LordTom 11:43 If it makes your arse look nice, then wear it!
A1ic3g 11:43 it does make my arse look rather nice
LordTom 11:43 how nice?
A1ic3g 11:44 quite delicious :)
LordTom 11:45 I have a bit of a... thing for stockings and suspenders, so i'd put you in some of them
A1ic3g 11:46 do they make you very very hard?
LordTom 11:48 The thought of running my hands over them, with each pass coming closer and closer to the hem of your dress. That does
A1ic3g 11:48 yum :)
LordTom 11:51 All the time kissing you on the mouth and neck, and whispering what i'm doing in your ear
A1ic3g 11:51 i hope that your hands might end up on my arse, squeezing and kneading my buttocks
LordTom 11:53 oh yes, and one hand might sneak away and start removing your dress. does it open and the front/back? are we talking zips here?
A1ic3g 11:54 the summer dress just slips over my head - push it up, over my tits...
LordTom 11:56 By this point, you're on your back with me on top, kissing you and now undoing your bra and releasing your tits
A1ic3g 11:57 yes, i like the sound of this :)
A1ic3g 11:58 kiss me really hard
LordTom 11:59 Now I'm kissing you hard on the mouth, and the neck, and decolletage, and finally I find my way to your tits.
A1ic3g 12:00 my nipples get very hard and very sensitive
A1ic3g 12:01 if you bite them you'll make my cunt all gushy
LordTom 12:03 So I kiss my way around the nipples, getting closer and closer and closer, letting you feel my teeth against your skin
A1ic3g 12:03 yes
LordTom 12:04 I bite your nipples
A1ic3g 12:04 oh yes :)
LordTom 12:05 I can feel your wet cunt against my body, so slowly start to move down
A1ic3g 12:06 yes, i can feel your large cock against my body
LordTom 12:07 are you moaning/
LordTom 12:07?
A1ic3g 12:08 yes, your size excites me, as do your kisses and nibbles, and i'm panting a little and letting out little moans
LordTom 12:12 I kiss my way down your body, along the breastbone and onto the abdomen and the belly button, as my hands slide down the back of your legs, to your knees, and i pull your legs smoothly up and apart. My face is now hovering just millimetres from your soaking cunt behind a sodden thong
A1ic3g 12:13 mmm what are you going to do to my cunt, tom?
LordTom 12:16 Nothing yet. You have to wait for it. I kiss first above the top of the thong, then I work my way around that little scrap of fabric kissing and teasing your inner things, all the while lifting your body towards my face with my hands on your arse
A1ic3g 12:17 i groan and push my cunt up to your face and call you a bastard, even as i love the hands on my arse and the lips on my thighs
LordTom 12:19 I catch the top of the front of your thong with my teeth, and start pulling slowly, slipping my hands under the strap at the back and easing it down.
A1ic3g 12:20 yes
LordTom 12:21 How wet are you?
LordTom 12:21 Am i going to get a messy face in a moment?
A1ic3g 12:22 i'm dripping and the lips of my cunt are already redder and swollen
LordTom 12:24 I still tease you, kissing and nuzzling and licking all around your cunt, but only just ever so lightly brushing your lips and your clit. I want to hear you beg for it
A1ic3g 12:25 please... lick it... FUCK it... do what you want to my cunt... i'll do what you want...
LordTom 12:27 I dive in, and start licking like a possessed beast, up and down the lips on each side, and teasing your clit to see if you can take it. can you?
A1ic3g 12:27 mmm just dont stop... eat me
LordTom 12:27 Also, I start teasing inside you with my tounge
A1ic3g 12:28 i open my legs even wider for you to eat my cunt out deeply
LordTom 12:30 As i start shoving my tounge in deeper and deeper, do you push your pelvis up against my face? do you grind against me?
A1ic3g 12:31 i roll my pelvis against you, and i run my fingers through your hair, pressing your face hard against my soaking cunt
LordTom 12:32 Are you getting what you want? Do you guide me to your filthiest needs?
A1ic3g 12:33 keeping squeezing my arse as you eat me
LordTom 12:34 I am. I'm leaving red marks.
A1ic3g 12:34 yes
A1ic3g 12:34 give me long licks, from my arsehole up to my clit
LordTom 12:35 I do. Repeatedly. How loud are you now?
A1ic3g 12:41 very loud... squealing a little
A1ic3g 12:42 ready to come
LordTom 12:43 So I move around, sucking and licking every part of your cunt, from the lips to inside you to your clit, finding which one will get you off. which one is is?
A1ic3g 12:44 my clit... lick it fast... oh gosh
LordTom 12:45 I am, as fast as I can. Are you coming? are going to come on my face?
A1ic3g 12:46 i'm coming... i'm shaking and i suddenly yelp and freeze as your tongue continues to attack my clit
A1ic3g 12:47 slowly i go limp underneath you and beg you to stop
LordTom 12:47 Do i stop? or do i keep going?
A1ic3g 12:48 please stop... my clit gets so too sensitive...
A1ic3g 12:48 please stop... my clit gets so too sensitive...
LordTom 12:49 So i stop. I slide back up your body and kiss you on the mouth
A1ic3g 12:50 i can taste my cunt on your lips... i kiss back passionately
LordTom 12:51 The thing is, through my boxers, you can feel my throbbing, hot 8.5 inch cock against your cunt.
A1ic3g 12:53 i grope your boxers with my hands, feeling the size and shape of your big cock... oh tom
LordTom 12:54 What do you do next?
A1ic3g 12:56 i cup your balls as i put one hand inside of your boxers... my fingers exploring your long hot shaft, so impressive and so hard
LordTom 12:57 And?
A1ic3g 12:58 i gríp you as we continue to kiss... i maneuvre your cock so the head is out of your boxers and rubs my still slick, tender, cunt lips,
LordTom 12:59 Do you want it?
A1ic3g 01:01 i nod and groan, as i rub your fat head inside my cunt groove, making it as wet as i am and making you groan too
LordTom 01:02 I don't believe you. Beg.
A1ic3g 01:02 fuck me please tom...
LordTom 01:04 I lock eyes with you and slowly push into you. first an inch. then another. then another. Can you take it?
A1ic3g 01:05 i nod and bite your lip just a little... fuck me, just fuck meee
LordTom 01:07 Five more inches come slamming into you
A1ic3g 01:08 you feel so big that it's like you're stirring my insides... a little pain mixed with exquisite pleasure as you fill me up
LordTom 01:09 i pull almost all the way back out again, can you feel the emptyness?
A1ic3g 01:10 yes... youve stretched me, dont leave it now... take me
A1ic3g 01:10 how does it feel for you?
LordTom 01:11 Soo tight. sooo wet. sooo warm. I start slamming in and pulling back out faster and faster
LordTom 01:11 and harder and harder
A1ic3g 01:11 yes, do you like fucking me hard tom?
A1ic3g 01:12 i can feel you so deep
A1ic3g 01:12 i squeal as you take me
LordTom 01:13 can your housemate hear?
A1ic3g 01:13 yes she can hear... she can hear you taking me... she can hear me getting fucked
A1ic3g 01:14 she can almost heae your balls slapping me as you piston into my cunt
LordTom 01:14 do you care that she can hear?
A1ic3g 01:14 do you like that?
LordTom 01:15 I do.
A1ic3g 01:15 no i dont care... i like it, she'll know im with a well hung man
A1ic3g 01:16 she'll be a bit jealous of me
LordTom 01:18 I grab your legs and pull them so that they are together and pointing up 90 degrees from your body. I carry on fucking you hard at this new angle
A1ic3g 01:19 yes... i scream and curse as you fuck my cunt in this new way
A1ic3g 01:20 do you want her to hear everything, all of our dirty talk?
LordTom 01:21 I don't care who hears.
A1ic3g 01:21 yes
LordTom 01:24 I pull out and grab you bodily, flipping you over onto your knees, face in the pillow
A1ic3g 01:25 i whine and a rill of heat runs through me at the strength and command over my body you show
LordTom 01:27 I re-enter your cunt from behind, and start fucking you slowly
A1ic3g 01:28 mmmm i like that
LordTom 01:29 i grab your arms and hold them at wrists, crossed against your back. I start fucking you incrementally harder and faster
A1ic3g 01:31 i squeal louder again, youre completely in control of me, i feel exhiliration run through me as you start to pound me from behind, holding my wrists tight, think i
A1ic3g 01:31 i'm going to come again
LordTom 01:32 im getting close too. faster and harder and harder and faster
A1ic3g 01:33 i feel your cock expand deep inside me and i start to have a powerful vaginal orgasm, the kind that only a big cock can give me, i shake and sob as i come on your cock
LordTom 01:35 I let out a deep, animal groan as my cock explodes inside you
A1ic3g 01:35 yes, fill me up with your spunk
LordTom 01:37 i do, and as all the tension drains from our bodies, we collapse onto the bed.
A1ic3g 01:38 i try to hold your cock inside me still as we recover
LordTom 01:39 Panting slowly turns into deep breathing
A1ic3g 01:40 mmmmm
A1ic3g 01:41 so thats what sex with tom is like? ;)
LordTom 01:41 One hopes so
A1ic3g 01:41 with all the dirty words :)
LordTom 01:42 Yes, Fuck Yes.
A1ic3g 01:42 i wiggle my arse against you as we spoon
A1ic3g 01:42 fuck bum fanny wank lol
LordTom 01:43 I haven't cum IRL yet, lol
A1ic3g 01:43 lol... can i help?
A1ic3g 01:44 what makes you come the hardest?
LordTom 01:45 the sound of someone's loud orgasm
A1ic3g 01:46 im afraid ive had mine lol... you gave it to me
LordTom 01:47 when?
A1ic3g 01:47 while we fucked... i had my hand in my knickers
A1ic3g 01:48 feeling very dirty
A1ic3g 01:48 a bit slutty even
A1ic3g 01:48 thoughi dont really believe in the concept
LordTom 01:49 Nah, it's a bit of a doulbe standard, isn't it?
A1ic3g 01:50 yeah... but i like that sometimes, to think of decidedly unfeminist things... do you mind that?
LordTom 01:52 No, what we just virtually did didn't have an equal gender power distribution. But it was still fucking mind-blowing
A1ic3g 01:53 yes... you were in charge and i liked that best
LordTom 01:54 I want to give you something, a present to say thanks :)
A1ic3g 01:54 is it a creamy present lol
LordTom 01:55 It's a photo, if you're interested? I know it's a bit of a grey area
A1ic3g 01:55 shall we leave that for now?
LordTom 01:56 Ok, no worries :)
A1ic3g 01:56 but my email is ****************@gmail.com, if you want it :)
LordTom 01:59 Cheers, i've popped you a quick one, so you've got mine :)
A1ic3g 01:59 do you like popping a quick one sometimes then? lol
LordTom 02:02 haha :) I do indeed. As much as I like these marathon sessions, I am now quite shagged out.
LordTom 02:02 Pun intended.
A1ic3g 02:02 lol me too
A1ic3g 02:02 next time the briefest of fucks lol
A1ic3g 02:03 night night lord tom :)
LordTom 02:04 Good night, Alice x
The Next Night:
LordTom 08:06 Hey!
A1ic3g 08:06 hi mister tom :)
LordTom 08:07 how're you?
A1ic3g 08:08 good, tired after a long day of book shelving though
A1ic3g 08:08 how about you?
LordTom 08:10 i'm great. Covered in sawdust, but great!
A1ic3g 08:10 ha ha
A1ic3g 08:11 either you've been constructing something...
A1ic3g 08:11 or your hamster escaped? :P
LordTom 08:12 haha! No, i've been building scenery. all day.
A1ic3g 08:13 you must be exhausted too
LordTom 08:14 yeah, I am a bit
A1ic3g 08:14 i'd be glad to fetch you a beer and a snack :)
A1ic3g 08:14 or a nice bottle of cheap red wine
LordTom 08:16 I could probably live with that haha. No wine quite like cheap wine. is there?
A1ic3g 08:16 no, frankly i dont know if i'd enjoy the expensive stuff now
LordTom 08:19 I object on a philosophical level to paying more than 7 quid for a bottle
A1ic3g 08:19 i'm a 2-for-8-pounds kind of girl :)
A1ic3g 08:20 and then i;m anyone's :P
LordTom 08:22 That sounds like a situation I could take advantage of ;)
A1ic3g 08:24 ha :) you villain... ply me with wine, get my clothes off... how terrible ;)
A1ic3g 08:25 but if you MUST, i'll just take off this bra...
LordTom 08:26 mmm. These jeans are beginning to get tight
LordTom 08:26 in the crotchal region
A1ic3g 08:26 are you not a hipster whose jeans are always tight :P
LordTom 08:28 I am no hipster. The very thought! I'm wearing jeans appropriate to a workshop environment
A1ic3g 08:28 do you get hard quite easily? i always think it must be terrible for guys if that happens a lot... terrible for them, less so for me perhaps
A1ic3g 08:29 rugged tom :)
LordTom 08:31 It varies, tbh. I've been fighting memories of the other night all day, so that's had an effect
A1ic3g 08:32 really :) i'm very flattered
A1ic3g 08:32 it has popped into my mind too
A1ic3g 08:35 of course even if i shouted it out at work no one would much care... we librarians are all filthy sluts you see :o
LordTom 08:37 'tis a well known fact.
A1ic3g 08:37 *nods*
LordTom 08:41 Libraries are notorious for hook-ups, if you happen to live in a 1990s US teen movie.
A1ic3g 08:41 lol
A1ic3g 08:41 and makeovers
A1ic3g 08:41 in which they turn out to have unfeasibly huge tits
A1ic3g 08:42 i have never seen a hookup happen in my shorrt time working in a library sadly
A1ic3g 08:42 i'd probably have a good ogle from behind the sociology books
LordTom 08:44 Don't you mean sex-iology?
LordTom 08:44 I'm so sorry
A1ic3g 08:45 ha :) obviously i inspect the crotch of every good looking man who goes near women's studies
LordTom 08:46 Obsessed. That proves it!
A1ic3g 08:46 ha haaaa :)
LordTom 08:50 brb, housemate's calling from downstairs. Don't go anywhere
A1ic3g 08:50 it's fine for men to be obsessed with tits... but if i think about big tools all day... such a double standard lol :)
A1ic3g 08:50 okay :)
LordTom 08:55 I'm back!
LordTom 08:56 I don't have a problem with it.
LordTom 08:56 And I don't think about tits all day.
A1ic3g 08:56 ha, i thought not :)
LordTom 08:56 I'm more of an arse man
A1ic3g 08:57 good... i'm very proud of my arse
A1ic3g 08:57 and it is quite sensitive
LordTom 09:01 So you'd notice if i were to just brush it with my fingers, accidentally-on-purpose?
A1ic3g 09:02 yes :) it's a definite erogenous zone for me, needless to say
LordTom 09:03 That's quite uncommon, isn't it?
A1ic3g 09:04 tom, has a girl never enjoyed your hands on her bottom? :P
LordTom 09:07 I try to get my hands on as many bottoms as possible, but it's never been remarked upon
A1ic3g 09:08 lol
A1ic3g 09:08 i can almost guarantee you they enjoyed it as much as you did :)
LordTom 09:09 well, every day's a school day!
A1ic3g 09:10 silly tom :)
LordTom 09:12 so is it light touches, or heavy kneading that does it for you?
A1ic3g 09:13 depends on the degree of arousal
LordTom 09:15 so what sort of ass contact would suit right now?
A1ic3g 09:15 ha ha... maybe just a couple of firm slaps :P
LordTom 09:18 That makes sense: I know you like it towards the rougher end of the spectrum
LordTom 09:26 *pokes alice*
A1ic3g 09:34 grrr sorry
A1ic3g 09:34 flatmate invasion of my own
A1ic3g 09:34 yes, rougher end of the spectrum sounds about right :)
LordTom 09:37 that's fine. Well isn't it just convenient that I like being rough from time to time ;)
A1ic3g 09:39 you beast :)
LordTom 09:42 I think it's healthy to give in those animalistic impulses, when the opportunity arises
A1ic3g 09:43 definitely
A1ic3g 09:45 maybe there is a common link in prefering 'men of size' and liking a bit of rough play :o
A1ic3g 09:46 someone ought to ask the other women on this site
LordTom 09:47 it could be a power thing
A1ic3g 10:03 sounds likely :)
LordTom 10:05 where'd you go? :(
A1ic3g 10:08 sorry, phone call from a pal
A1ic3g 10:10 how can i make it up?
LordTom 10:11 Tell me about your fantasies
A1ic3g 10:14 hmm theyre usually things i wouldnt want to really experience lol
LordTom 10:15 Like?
A1ic3g 10:16 the other day i thought about being taken on the tube in front of a group of strangers
A1ic3g 10:17 who were equally bemused and aroused... some men grabbing me while i was being taken from behind
A1ic3g 10:17 how about you?
LordTom 10:19 having the girl in charge is one
A1ic3g 10:20 a dominatrix :)
LordTom 10:22 Yeah, but I find all the leather a bit comical. It's the idea of being completely subservient to the pleasure of the girl. Being kept for her use
A1ic3g 10:23 ooh my well hung slave boy :)
LordTom 10:24 doing exactly as she wants until she has come enough
A1ic3g 10:26 what if that takes several days :p
LordTom 10:27 as long as it takes to satisfy you
A1ic3g 10:27 good boy
LordTom 10:29 I have a couple more fantasies
A1ic3g 10:29 tell me please :)
LordTom 10:30 uniforms are one
A1ic3g 10:31 any particular uniform? :)
LordTom 10:32 schoolgirl/cheerleader with a pleated skirt just long enough to cover the arse
A1ic3g 10:32 put-upon nhs nurse...
A1ic3g 10:33 ha :) ive still got some bits of my school uniform somewhere
LordTom 10:33 that's hot.
LordTom 10:34 or any uniform (like a nurse) which could be tight enough to peel off
LordTom 10:34 to reveal work-inappropriate underwear
A1ic3g 10:35 im not sure i could have handled you while i was still at school :p
LordTom 10:37 Lucky your're not at school any more, them ;) when did you learn about your obsession with well-hung guys, feminist or otherwise?
A1ic3g 10:39 ha ha... a boyfriend when i was 18, opened my eyes to the wonders of a big penis
A1ic3g 10:39 but i think it had been a curiosity already by then
LordTom 10:41 There's another fantasy, if you're interested
A1ic3g 10:42 very
LordTom 10:42 watching a girl masturbate
A1ic3g 10:43 has that only been a fantasy?
A1ic3g 10:44 i quite like imagining i'm being watched when i do it :)
LordTom 10:46 i've been there when girls touch themselves, but always as part of foreplay/during sex. I want to watch from undressing all the way to orgasm(s), maybe with toys and stuff.
A1ic3g 10:46 the funny thing is i dont tend to talk about sex much irl
LordTom 10:48 Well, it's a bit taboo, especially for a girl (although it should't be)
A1ic3g 10:49 yes, how silly... im enjoying our dirty conversations a lot :)
LordTom 10:51 As am I :)
A1ic3g 10:52 do you like to sucked a lot? silly question?
A1ic3g 10:52 to be sucked, rather
LordTom 10:54 I do indeed. Yeah, bit of a silly question haha. not much internal deliberation on that one
A1ic3g 10:54 lol
LordTom 10:56 Are you a fan of oral?
A1ic3g 10:56 oh yes
A1ic3g 10:56 giving and receiving
LordTom 10:57 I was hoping you were going to say that ;)
A1ic3g 10:57 i''d quite like to going down on you right now
LordTom 10:58 what would you be doing?
A1ic3g 11:00 kneeling, rubbing my cheek on your thighs, kissing your balls... wetly sucking on the head of your cock, humming and admiring how hard you are
LordTom 11:02 fuck. i'm so hard
A1ic3g 11:02 getting all slurpy and wet
A1ic3g 11:02 licking your shaft
LordTom 11:02 the sloppier the better
A1ic3g 11:03 taking you back in my mouth
A1ic3g 11:03 seeing how much i can take
A1ic3g 11:03 feeling your hands in my hair, your hips thrusting up
LordTom 11:04 don't stop
A1ic3g 11:05 cupping your balls
A1ic3g 11:05 forming a tight 'o' with my mouth
A1ic3g 11:06 so you can fuck my mouth
A1ic3g 11:06 showing your desperate need
LordTom 11:07 I grab you by running my fingers into your hair, close to the base, and fuck your face
A1ic3g 11:08 yes, you need it, you need to use my mouth
A1ic3g 11:08 my lips covered in saliva, saliva that dribbles down your slick shaft
A1ic3g 11:09 i'm breathing in deeply and savouring the feel of your large cock in almost in my throat
LordTom 11:10 are you slurping like you can't get enough?
A1ic3g 11:12 yes, slurping and moaning softly, looking up into your eyes, my mouth full of cock
LordTom 11:15 I grab you by the waist and swing you on top of me, spinning you around
A1ic3g 11:16 mmmmm what are you doing with me
LordTom 11:17 my mouth jumps up and kisses your cunt, and you're still sucking. it's 69 time
A1ic3g 11:18 yes, feast on my cunt while i suck you
LordTom 11:18 no teasing this time, I'm attacking your cunt with everything i've got
A1ic3g 11:19 yes, fucking yes... eat me while i suck and slurp on this big cock
LordTom 11:20 my saliva and your juices are running down my chin. what noises are you making?
A1ic3g 11:22 im whining and wriggling my body so my cunt wriggles on your face... i lean in to lick your balls and enjoy the feel of your hot against my neck my cheek my nose my forehead
A1ic3g 11:23 your long cock
LordTom 11:23 I slap you hard on the arse
A1ic3g 11:24 i yelp while my mouth is back around your shaft... mmfffff
LordTom 11:26 my hands stay on your arse, and start kneading and manipulating, pushing your cunt against my face
A1ic3g 11:28 yes, rub my arse cheeks and my arsehole... eat me deep while i run my tongue over the head of your cock, right where your spunk comes out
LordTom 11:29 alice, i'm getting close
A1ic3g 11:30 come in my mouth tom
A1ic3g 11:30 i want to taste your spunk
A1ic3g 11:30 like youre lapping up my cunt juice
LordTom 11:31 i explode in you mouth
A1ic3g 11:33 i struggle to swallow your gooey spunk
A1ic3g 11:33 it dribbles down my chin as i come, rubbing my clit against your chin
LordTom 11:34 i carry on kneading your arse, as i take my cue and start attacking your clit
A1ic3g 11:35 yes... god yes
LordTom 11:35 are you going to cum for me? i get faster and harder.
A1ic3g 11:37 i'm coming tom...suck my clit as i come
LordTom 11:38 sucking so hard
A1ic3g 11:39 i go limp and thrust away from your lips as it becomes too sensitive
LordTom 11:40 are you coming?
A1ic3g 11:40 i came a little while ago :)
A1ic3g 11:41 it was very sexy, imagining us 69ing
LordTom 11:42 It was indeed.
LordTom 11:42 Good game bro.
A1ic3g 11:42 lol
A1ic3g 11:43 i kiss your thighs as we recover :)
LordTom 11:44 I move around so i'm the same way up you are. Cuddling ensues :)
A1ic3g 11:44 i love a cuddle sooooo much :)
LordTom 11:46 everyone likes cuddles :)
A1ic3g 11:47 mYne
A1ic3g 11:47 whoops
A1ic3g 11:48 maybe.. but i like cuddles more than everyone else :)
LordTom 11:48 I'm sure you do haha :)
A1ic3g 11:50 i nuzzle against your neck with my hair all over the place :)
LordTom 11:51 a few gentle kisses
A1ic3g 11:51 lovely :)
LordTom 11:55 mmm. your hair smells nice (i assume)
A1ic3g 11:57 i hope so:)
A1ic3g 11:58 i idly hold your penis gently as we cuddle
LordTom 11:58 that made me laugh loudly lol
A1ic3g 11:59 ha ha :) are you quite large even when youre not hard?
LordTom 12:01 5-6'' dependent on temperature. large enough, i suppose
A1ic3g 12:02 sounds like something a couple of my exes would kill for lol
LordTom 12:04 i understand that 5-6'' is the normal sort of erect length
A1ic3g 12:05 yes, ive been with guys who were smaller when erect than you are when you are soft i think
A1ic3g 12:06 one of them was still a very good lover though
LordTom 12:07 i's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean?
A1ic3g 12:07 lol
A1ic3g 12:08 i think ît can be both or one or the other... sex is just strange and i dont think we really understand the things we like
LordTom 12:09 oh of course - if it works, it works. and that's about it
A1ic3g 12:09 yes
A1ic3g 12:10 so whatever the motion or the size of the wave... its just whether your boat floats lol
LordTom 12:11 good metaphor
LordTom 12:11 something something makes you wet
A1ic3g 12:13 it's all about getting drenched... but not drowning... and hanging onto bouys
A1ic3g 12:13 this has gone too far
LordTom 12:14 ok, that'll do
LordTom 10:11 hi!
A1ic3g 10:11 helloooo mister penis waggler :P
LordTom 10:12 hellooo miss eyebrow flutterer
A1ic3g 10:12 it's like my main flirting move
A1ic3g 10:13 eyelash! not eyebrow lol
LordTom 10:13 oh yeah
LordTom 10:13 that'd be odd
A1ic3g 10:14 how's your evening gone?
LordTom 10:15 quiet, how's yours?
A1ic3g 10:15 well i filled my boots
LordTom 10:17 how so?
A1ic3g 10:17 had a big ol tasty dinner beef and mango caribbean style stew with sweet potato mash
A1ic3g 10:17 with some lovely red wine
A1ic3g 10:18 so i cannot complain
LordTom 10:18 mmm i'm jealous
A1ic3g 10:19 off to the gym tomorrow to burn it off :s
A1ic3g 10:19 do you have a definitive flirting technique?
LordTom 10:21 it generally involves suggestive eyebrows (lol) in response to innuendos. plus strategically tight jeans on occasion
A1ic3g 10:22 lol :)
A1ic3g 10:22 so you play the 'well hung' card, hmm :P
A1ic3g 10:23 im not sure if wearing jeans, even of the tightest kind, can be called flirting in itself lol
LordTom 10:24 in the right atmosphere i think it's caught eyes. A lot of the time i'm completely oblivious to flirting and don't notice till a week later haha
A1ic3g 10:25 lol
LordTom 10:25 it's a tough life
A1ic3g 10:26 well i cant dispute that it would almost certainly catch my eye!
LordTom 10:28 I think you're a tiny bit obsessed ;P
A1ic3g 10:28 lol could be
A1ic3g 10:29 have you ever read the saturday guardian's blind date column?
LordTom 10:29 no?
A1ic3g 10:30 it's great fun, just google guardian blind date to have a look
A1ic3g 10:31 but i do often wonder if the people were a bit more honest it would probably be more about boobs and bits and whether they could imagine going to bed with one another immediately
LordTom 10:33 would you publish that in a national newspaper with your face on it?
A1ic3g 10:34 lol... absolutely not
A1ic3g 10:34 i see your point
LordTom 10:36 also, aren't cultured humans supposed to be above such lascivious primal urges?
A1ic3g 10:38 hmm, maybe deeply repressed ones>
LordTom 10:39 well that's not me, and somehow I don't think it's you, either
A1ic3g 10:41 and most of our wonderful culture is about those lascivious primal urges
A1ic3g 10:42 so i think being cultured goes together quite well with being lascivious lol
LordTom 10:43 My A-level english teacher used to say "it's all about death and sex and sex and death"
A1ic3g 10:43 so true
LordTom 10:43 he was a very strange man, but insightful
A1ic3g 10:43 lol
A1ic3g 10:44 he sounds a treat :)
A1ic3g 10:47 *pokes tom*
LordTom 10:48 sorry, my computer froze for a sec
LordTom 10:48 what do you want to talk about?
A1ic3g 10:48 ooh anything
A1ic3g 10:49 how are you finding this site in general?
LordTom 10:50 well, I've been talking to this really nice girl who seems to be obsessed with my penis, so it's swings and roundabouts really ;P
A1ic3g 10:51 ha ha ha :)
LordTom 10:52 what does the week hold in store for you?
A1ic3g 10:52 lots of wage labour
A1ic3g 10:52 probably dull
A1ic3g 10:53 maybe some indulging of my penis 'obsession' if there's time :P
A1ic3g 10:53 how about you?
LordTom 10:54 We start building the scenery for the next set of shows tomorrow, so lots of powertools
A1ic3g 10:55 ooh, sounds exciting
LordTom 10:56 it is! what's your work?
A1ic3g 10:56 library
A1ic3g 10:56 i wont pretend it's exciting
A1ic3g 10:56 but i do like it
A1ic3g 10:57 there are fewer power tools, i'm willing to bet
LordTom 10:57 Probably none, I would imagine
LordTom 10:58 But you get to play with books!
A1ic3g 10:58 yes, i get to select the display books sometimes
LordTom 10:59 ooh get you
A1ic3g 11:00 good times :)
LordTom 11:00 Morning, btw
A1ic3g 11:01 the witching hour!
A1ic3g 11:01 eek
A1ic3g 11:01 will you protect me from the ghouls and ghosties?
LordTom 11:04 yep, with my large weapon
LordTom 11:04 oh god I crack myself up
A1ic3g 11:05 lol
A1ic3g 11:05 smutty tom
LordTom 11:08 haha i've never been called that before!
A1ic3g 11:09 do you not tend to have dirty convs irl
LordTom 11:11 not really, it's just a bit uncommon. I normally get called cheeky
A1ic3g 11:12 i dont really have them, which frankly is very disappointing
LordTom 11:13 We could do something about that, you know...
A1ic3g 11:14 good, the dirtier the better lol
A1ic3g 11:16 i even know all the dirty words :P or at least, i assume i know all of them..
LordTom 11:16 That's good: What are you wearing?
A1ic3g 11:18 i'm wearing what passes for pyjamas in my room - an old grey t shirt and white knickers :P
A1ic3g 11:19 how about you?
LordTom 11:20 Boxer briefs and socks
A1ic3g 11:21 are you a 'socks stay on' kind of guy :)
LordTom 11:23 Sometimes, I don't like cold feet.
A1ic3g 11:24 sensible tom :)
LordTom 11:24 I've been told that I look sexiest in a suit. What would you put on if you wanted to feel sexy?
A1ic3g 11:26 hmm that's a good question - i have a short summer dress that shows off my legs and makes spontaneous sex very simple - i associate wearing it with some wonderful sex
LordTom 11:29 Now that's something i'd like to see. Are you a knickers or no knickers girl?
A1ic3g 11:30 depends on the occasion :P
LordTom 11:30 Which status for which occasion?
A1ic3g 11:32 well, occasion of trying to give sexy boyfriend huge boner... no knickers lol
A1ic3g 11:32 but when i'm boyfriendless i do tend to wear knickers
LordTom 11:33 So your boyfriends never get to unwrap a present?
A1ic3g 11:35 ha, i'm not always knickerless... which do you prefer, do you like to unwrap your present slowly and sensuously?
LordTom 11:37 Yes I do. Tell me about some of your sexiest underwear
LordTom 11:37 And I'll tell you about what we'd do
A1ic3g 11:40 i have to admit, i'm not a sexy underwear owner, in general... i have a white thong but i feel silly wearing it. yet - terrible secret - i do like putting it on and admiring my bum in the mirror... i like the idea of a boyfirend giving me sexy underwear to wear, choosing it for me and telling me to pose...
LordTom 11:43 If it makes your arse look nice, then wear it!
A1ic3g 11:43 it does make my arse look rather nice
LordTom 11:43 how nice?
A1ic3g 11:44 quite delicious :)
LordTom 11:45 I have a bit of a... thing for stockings and suspenders, so i'd put you in some of them
A1ic3g 11:46 do they make you very very hard?
LordTom 11:48 The thought of running my hands over them, with each pass coming closer and closer to the hem of your dress. That does
A1ic3g 11:48 yum :)
LordTom 11:51 All the time kissing you on the mouth and neck, and whispering what i'm doing in your ear
A1ic3g 11:51 i hope that your hands might end up on my arse, squeezing and kneading my buttocks
LordTom 11:53 oh yes, and one hand might sneak away and start removing your dress. does it open and the front/back? are we talking zips here?
A1ic3g 11:54 the summer dress just slips over my head - push it up, over my tits...
LordTom 11:56 By this point, you're on your back with me on top, kissing you and now undoing your bra and releasing your tits
A1ic3g 11:57 yes, i like the sound of this :)
A1ic3g 11:58 kiss me really hard
LordTom 11:59 Now I'm kissing you hard on the mouth, and the neck, and decolletage, and finally I find my way to your tits.
A1ic3g 12:00 my nipples get very hard and very sensitive
A1ic3g 12:01 if you bite them you'll make my cunt all gushy
LordTom 12:03 So I kiss my way around the nipples, getting closer and closer and closer, letting you feel my teeth against your skin
A1ic3g 12:03 yes
LordTom 12:04 I bite your nipples
A1ic3g 12:04 oh yes :)
LordTom 12:05 I can feel your wet cunt against my body, so slowly start to move down
A1ic3g 12:06 yes, i can feel your large cock against my body
LordTom 12:07 are you moaning/
LordTom 12:07?
A1ic3g 12:08 yes, your size excites me, as do your kisses and nibbles, and i'm panting a little and letting out little moans
LordTom 12:12 I kiss my way down your body, along the breastbone and onto the abdomen and the belly button, as my hands slide down the back of your legs, to your knees, and i pull your legs smoothly up and apart. My face is now hovering just millimetres from your soaking cunt behind a sodden thong
A1ic3g 12:13 mmm what are you going to do to my cunt, tom?
LordTom 12:16 Nothing yet. You have to wait for it. I kiss first above the top of the thong, then I work my way around that little scrap of fabric kissing and teasing your inner things, all the while lifting your body towards my face with my hands on your arse
A1ic3g 12:17 i groan and push my cunt up to your face and call you a bastard, even as i love the hands on my arse and the lips on my thighs
LordTom 12:19 I catch the top of the front of your thong with my teeth, and start pulling slowly, slipping my hands under the strap at the back and easing it down.
A1ic3g 12:20 yes
LordTom 12:21 How wet are you?
LordTom 12:21 Am i going to get a messy face in a moment?
A1ic3g 12:22 i'm dripping and the lips of my cunt are already redder and swollen
LordTom 12:24 I still tease you, kissing and nuzzling and licking all around your cunt, but only just ever so lightly brushing your lips and your clit. I want to hear you beg for it
A1ic3g 12:25 please... lick it... FUCK it... do what you want to my cunt... i'll do what you want...
LordTom 12:27 I dive in, and start licking like a possessed beast, up and down the lips on each side, and teasing your clit to see if you can take it. can you?
A1ic3g 12:27 mmm just dont stop... eat me
LordTom 12:27 Also, I start teasing inside you with my tounge
A1ic3g 12:28 i open my legs even wider for you to eat my cunt out deeply
LordTom 12:30 As i start shoving my tounge in deeper and deeper, do you push your pelvis up against my face? do you grind against me?
A1ic3g 12:31 i roll my pelvis against you, and i run my fingers through your hair, pressing your face hard against my soaking cunt
LordTom 12:32 Are you getting what you want? Do you guide me to your filthiest needs?
A1ic3g 12:33 keeping squeezing my arse as you eat me
LordTom 12:34 I am. I'm leaving red marks.
A1ic3g 12:34 yes
A1ic3g 12:34 give me long licks, from my arsehole up to my clit
LordTom 12:35 I do. Repeatedly. How loud are you now?
A1ic3g 12:41 very loud... squealing a little
A1ic3g 12:42 ready to come
LordTom 12:43 So I move around, sucking and licking every part of your cunt, from the lips to inside you to your clit, finding which one will get you off. which one is is?
A1ic3g 12:44 my clit... lick it fast... oh gosh
LordTom 12:45 I am, as fast as I can. Are you coming? are going to come on my face?
A1ic3g 12:46 i'm coming... i'm shaking and i suddenly yelp and freeze as your tongue continues to attack my clit
A1ic3g 12:47 slowly i go limp underneath you and beg you to stop
LordTom 12:47 Do i stop? or do i keep going?
A1ic3g 12:48 please stop... my clit gets so too sensitive...
A1ic3g 12:48 please stop... my clit gets so too sensitive...
LordTom 12:49 So i stop. I slide back up your body and kiss you on the mouth
A1ic3g 12:50 i can taste my cunt on your lips... i kiss back passionately
LordTom 12:51 The thing is, through my boxers, you can feel my throbbing, hot 8.5 inch cock against your cunt.
A1ic3g 12:53 i grope your boxers with my hands, feeling the size and shape of your big cock... oh tom
LordTom 12:54 What do you do next?
A1ic3g 12:56 i cup your balls as i put one hand inside of your boxers... my fingers exploring your long hot shaft, so impressive and so hard
LordTom 12:57 And?
A1ic3g 12:58 i gríp you as we continue to kiss... i maneuvre your cock so the head is out of your boxers and rubs my still slick, tender, cunt lips,
LordTom 12:59 Do you want it?
A1ic3g 01:01 i nod and groan, as i rub your fat head inside my cunt groove, making it as wet as i am and making you groan too
LordTom 01:02 I don't believe you. Beg.
A1ic3g 01:02 fuck me please tom...
LordTom 01:04 I lock eyes with you and slowly push into you. first an inch. then another. then another. Can you take it?
A1ic3g 01:05 i nod and bite your lip just a little... fuck me, just fuck meee
LordTom 01:07 Five more inches come slamming into you
A1ic3g 01:08 you feel so big that it's like you're stirring my insides... a little pain mixed with exquisite pleasure as you fill me up
LordTom 01:09 i pull almost all the way back out again, can you feel the emptyness?
A1ic3g 01:10 yes... youve stretched me, dont leave it now... take me
A1ic3g 01:10 how does it feel for you?
LordTom 01:11 Soo tight. sooo wet. sooo warm. I start slamming in and pulling back out faster and faster
LordTom 01:11 and harder and harder
A1ic3g 01:11 yes, do you like fucking me hard tom?
A1ic3g 01:12 i can feel you so deep
A1ic3g 01:12 i squeal as you take me
LordTom 01:13 can your housemate hear?
A1ic3g 01:13 yes she can hear... she can hear you taking me... she can hear me getting fucked
A1ic3g 01:14 she can almost heae your balls slapping me as you piston into my cunt
LordTom 01:14 do you care that she can hear?
A1ic3g 01:14 do you like that?
LordTom 01:15 I do.
A1ic3g 01:15 no i dont care... i like it, she'll know im with a well hung man
A1ic3g 01:16 she'll be a bit jealous of me
LordTom 01:18 I grab your legs and pull them so that they are together and pointing up 90 degrees from your body. I carry on fucking you hard at this new angle
A1ic3g 01:19 yes... i scream and curse as you fuck my cunt in this new way
A1ic3g 01:20 do you want her to hear everything, all of our dirty talk?
LordTom 01:21 I don't care who hears.
A1ic3g 01:21 yes
LordTom 01:24 I pull out and grab you bodily, flipping you over onto your knees, face in the pillow
A1ic3g 01:25 i whine and a rill of heat runs through me at the strength and command over my body you show
LordTom 01:27 I re-enter your cunt from behind, and start fucking you slowly
A1ic3g 01:28 mmmm i like that
LordTom 01:29 i grab your arms and hold them at wrists, crossed against your back. I start fucking you incrementally harder and faster
A1ic3g 01:31 i squeal louder again, youre completely in control of me, i feel exhiliration run through me as you start to pound me from behind, holding my wrists tight, think i
A1ic3g 01:31 i'm going to come again
LordTom 01:32 im getting close too. faster and harder and harder and faster
A1ic3g 01:33 i feel your cock expand deep inside me and i start to have a powerful vaginal orgasm, the kind that only a big cock can give me, i shake and sob as i come on your cock
LordTom 01:35 I let out a deep, animal groan as my cock explodes inside you
A1ic3g 01:35 yes, fill me up with your spunk
LordTom 01:37 i do, and as all the tension drains from our bodies, we collapse onto the bed.
A1ic3g 01:38 i try to hold your cock inside me still as we recover
LordTom 01:39 Panting slowly turns into deep breathing
A1ic3g 01:40 mmmmm
A1ic3g 01:41 so thats what sex with tom is like? ;)
LordTom 01:41 One hopes so
A1ic3g 01:41 with all the dirty words :)
LordTom 01:42 Yes, Fuck Yes.
A1ic3g 01:42 i wiggle my arse against you as we spoon
A1ic3g 01:42 fuck bum fanny wank lol
LordTom 01:43 I haven't cum IRL yet, lol
A1ic3g 01:43 lol... can i help?
A1ic3g 01:44 what makes you come the hardest?
LordTom 01:45 the sound of someone's loud orgasm
A1ic3g 01:46 im afraid ive had mine lol... you gave it to me
LordTom 01:47 when?
A1ic3g 01:47 while we fucked... i had my hand in my knickers
A1ic3g 01:48 feeling very dirty
A1ic3g 01:48 a bit slutty even
A1ic3g 01:48 thoughi dont really believe in the concept
LordTom 01:49 Nah, it's a bit of a doulbe standard, isn't it?
A1ic3g 01:50 yeah... but i like that sometimes, to think of decidedly unfeminist things... do you mind that?
LordTom 01:52 No, what we just virtually did didn't have an equal gender power distribution. But it was still fucking mind-blowing
A1ic3g 01:53 yes... you were in charge and i liked that best
LordTom 01:54 I want to give you something, a present to say thanks :)
A1ic3g 01:54 is it a creamy present lol
LordTom 01:55 It's a photo, if you're interested? I know it's a bit of a grey area
A1ic3g 01:55 shall we leave that for now?
LordTom 01:56 Ok, no worries :)
A1ic3g 01:56 but my email is ****************@gmail.com, if you want it :)
LordTom 01:59 Cheers, i've popped you a quick one, so you've got mine :)
A1ic3g 01:59 do you like popping a quick one sometimes then? lol
LordTom 02:02 haha :) I do indeed. As much as I like these marathon sessions, I am now quite shagged out.
LordTom 02:02 Pun intended.
A1ic3g 02:02 lol me too
A1ic3g 02:02 next time the briefest of fucks lol
A1ic3g 02:03 night night lord tom :)
LordTom 02:04 Good night, Alice x
The Next Night:
LordTom 08:06 Hey!
A1ic3g 08:06 hi mister tom :)
LordTom 08:07 how're you?
A1ic3g 08:08 good, tired after a long day of book shelving though
A1ic3g 08:08 how about you?
LordTom 08:10 i'm great. Covered in sawdust, but great!
A1ic3g 08:10 ha ha
A1ic3g 08:11 either you've been constructing something...
A1ic3g 08:11 or your hamster escaped? :P
LordTom 08:12 haha! No, i've been building scenery. all day.
A1ic3g 08:13 you must be exhausted too
LordTom 08:14 yeah, I am a bit
A1ic3g 08:14 i'd be glad to fetch you a beer and a snack :)
A1ic3g 08:14 or a nice bottle of cheap red wine
LordTom 08:16 I could probably live with that haha. No wine quite like cheap wine. is there?
A1ic3g 08:16 no, frankly i dont know if i'd enjoy the expensive stuff now
LordTom 08:19 I object on a philosophical level to paying more than 7 quid for a bottle
A1ic3g 08:19 i'm a 2-for-8-pounds kind of girl :)
A1ic3g 08:20 and then i;m anyone's :P
LordTom 08:22 That sounds like a situation I could take advantage of ;)
A1ic3g 08:24 ha :) you villain... ply me with wine, get my clothes off... how terrible ;)
A1ic3g 08:25 but if you MUST, i'll just take off this bra...
LordTom 08:26 mmm. These jeans are beginning to get tight
LordTom 08:26 in the crotchal region
A1ic3g 08:26 are you not a hipster whose jeans are always tight :P
LordTom 08:28 I am no hipster. The very thought! I'm wearing jeans appropriate to a workshop environment
A1ic3g 08:28 do you get hard quite easily? i always think it must be terrible for guys if that happens a lot... terrible for them, less so for me perhaps
A1ic3g 08:29 rugged tom :)
LordTom 08:31 It varies, tbh. I've been fighting memories of the other night all day, so that's had an effect
A1ic3g 08:32 really :) i'm very flattered
A1ic3g 08:32 it has popped into my mind too
A1ic3g 08:35 of course even if i shouted it out at work no one would much care... we librarians are all filthy sluts you see :o
LordTom 08:37 'tis a well known fact.
A1ic3g 08:37 *nods*
LordTom 08:41 Libraries are notorious for hook-ups, if you happen to live in a 1990s US teen movie.
A1ic3g 08:41 lol
A1ic3g 08:41 and makeovers
A1ic3g 08:41 in which they turn out to have unfeasibly huge tits
A1ic3g 08:42 i have never seen a hookup happen in my shorrt time working in a library sadly
A1ic3g 08:42 i'd probably have a good ogle from behind the sociology books
LordTom 08:44 Don't you mean sex-iology?
LordTom 08:44 I'm so sorry
A1ic3g 08:45 ha :) obviously i inspect the crotch of every good looking man who goes near women's studies
LordTom 08:46 Obsessed. That proves it!
A1ic3g 08:46 ha haaaa :)
LordTom 08:50 brb, housemate's calling from downstairs. Don't go anywhere
A1ic3g 08:50 it's fine for men to be obsessed with tits... but if i think about big tools all day... such a double standard lol :)
A1ic3g 08:50 okay :)
LordTom 08:55 I'm back!
LordTom 08:56 I don't have a problem with it.
LordTom 08:56 And I don't think about tits all day.
A1ic3g 08:56 ha, i thought not :)
LordTom 08:56 I'm more of an arse man
A1ic3g 08:57 good... i'm very proud of my arse
A1ic3g 08:57 and it is quite sensitive
LordTom 09:01 So you'd notice if i were to just brush it with my fingers, accidentally-on-purpose?
A1ic3g 09:02 yes :) it's a definite erogenous zone for me, needless to say
LordTom 09:03 That's quite uncommon, isn't it?
A1ic3g 09:04 tom, has a girl never enjoyed your hands on her bottom? :P
LordTom 09:07 I try to get my hands on as many bottoms as possible, but it's never been remarked upon
A1ic3g 09:08 lol
A1ic3g 09:08 i can almost guarantee you they enjoyed it as much as you did :)
LordTom 09:09 well, every day's a school day!
A1ic3g 09:10 silly tom :)
LordTom 09:12 so is it light touches, or heavy kneading that does it for you?
A1ic3g 09:13 depends on the degree of arousal
LordTom 09:15 so what sort of ass contact would suit right now?
A1ic3g 09:15 ha ha... maybe just a couple of firm slaps :P
LordTom 09:18 That makes sense: I know you like it towards the rougher end of the spectrum
LordTom 09:26 *pokes alice*
A1ic3g 09:34 grrr sorry
A1ic3g 09:34 flatmate invasion of my own
A1ic3g 09:34 yes, rougher end of the spectrum sounds about right :)
LordTom 09:37 that's fine. Well isn't it just convenient that I like being rough from time to time ;)
A1ic3g 09:39 you beast :)
LordTom 09:42 I think it's healthy to give in those animalistic impulses, when the opportunity arises
A1ic3g 09:43 definitely
A1ic3g 09:45 maybe there is a common link in prefering 'men of size' and liking a bit of rough play :o
A1ic3g 09:46 someone ought to ask the other women on this site
LordTom 09:47 it could be a power thing
A1ic3g 10:03 sounds likely :)
LordTom 10:05 where'd you go? :(
A1ic3g 10:08 sorry, phone call from a pal
A1ic3g 10:10 how can i make it up?
LordTom 10:11 Tell me about your fantasies
A1ic3g 10:14 hmm theyre usually things i wouldnt want to really experience lol
LordTom 10:15 Like?
A1ic3g 10:16 the other day i thought about being taken on the tube in front of a group of strangers
A1ic3g 10:17 who were equally bemused and aroused... some men grabbing me while i was being taken from behind
A1ic3g 10:17 how about you?
LordTom 10:19 having the girl in charge is one
A1ic3g 10:20 a dominatrix :)
LordTom 10:22 Yeah, but I find all the leather a bit comical. It's the idea of being completely subservient to the pleasure of the girl. Being kept for her use
A1ic3g 10:23 ooh my well hung slave boy :)
LordTom 10:24 doing exactly as she wants until she has come enough
A1ic3g 10:26 what if that takes several days :p
LordTom 10:27 as long as it takes to satisfy you
A1ic3g 10:27 good boy
LordTom 10:29 I have a couple more fantasies
A1ic3g 10:29 tell me please :)
LordTom 10:30 uniforms are one
A1ic3g 10:31 any particular uniform? :)
LordTom 10:32 schoolgirl/cheerleader with a pleated skirt just long enough to cover the arse
A1ic3g 10:32 put-upon nhs nurse...
A1ic3g 10:33 ha :) ive still got some bits of my school uniform somewhere
LordTom 10:33 that's hot.
LordTom 10:34 or any uniform (like a nurse) which could be tight enough to peel off
LordTom 10:34 to reveal work-inappropriate underwear
A1ic3g 10:35 im not sure i could have handled you while i was still at school :p
LordTom 10:37 Lucky your're not at school any more, them ;) when did you learn about your obsession with well-hung guys, feminist or otherwise?
A1ic3g 10:39 ha ha... a boyfriend when i was 18, opened my eyes to the wonders of a big penis
A1ic3g 10:39 but i think it had been a curiosity already by then
LordTom 10:41 There's another fantasy, if you're interested
A1ic3g 10:42 very
LordTom 10:42 watching a girl masturbate
A1ic3g 10:43 has that only been a fantasy?
A1ic3g 10:44 i quite like imagining i'm being watched when i do it :)
LordTom 10:46 i've been there when girls touch themselves, but always as part of foreplay/during sex. I want to watch from undressing all the way to orgasm(s), maybe with toys and stuff.
A1ic3g 10:46 the funny thing is i dont tend to talk about sex much irl
LordTom 10:48 Well, it's a bit taboo, especially for a girl (although it should't be)
A1ic3g 10:49 yes, how silly... im enjoying our dirty conversations a lot :)
LordTom 10:51 As am I :)
A1ic3g 10:52 do you like to sucked a lot? silly question?
A1ic3g 10:52 to be sucked, rather
LordTom 10:54 I do indeed. Yeah, bit of a silly question haha. not much internal deliberation on that one
A1ic3g 10:54 lol
LordTom 10:56 Are you a fan of oral?
A1ic3g 10:56 oh yes
A1ic3g 10:56 giving and receiving
LordTom 10:57 I was hoping you were going to say that ;)
A1ic3g 10:57 i''d quite like to going down on you right now
LordTom 10:58 what would you be doing?
A1ic3g 11:00 kneeling, rubbing my cheek on your thighs, kissing your balls... wetly sucking on the head of your cock, humming and admiring how hard you are
LordTom 11:02 fuck. i'm so hard
A1ic3g 11:02 getting all slurpy and wet
A1ic3g 11:02 licking your shaft
LordTom 11:02 the sloppier the better
A1ic3g 11:03 taking you back in my mouth
A1ic3g 11:03 seeing how much i can take
A1ic3g 11:03 feeling your hands in my hair, your hips thrusting up
LordTom 11:04 don't stop
A1ic3g 11:05 cupping your balls
A1ic3g 11:05 forming a tight 'o' with my mouth
A1ic3g 11:06 so you can fuck my mouth
A1ic3g 11:06 showing your desperate need
LordTom 11:07 I grab you by running my fingers into your hair, close to the base, and fuck your face
A1ic3g 11:08 yes, you need it, you need to use my mouth
A1ic3g 11:08 my lips covered in saliva, saliva that dribbles down your slick shaft
A1ic3g 11:09 i'm breathing in deeply and savouring the feel of your large cock in almost in my throat
LordTom 11:10 are you slurping like you can't get enough?
A1ic3g 11:12 yes, slurping and moaning softly, looking up into your eyes, my mouth full of cock
LordTom 11:15 I grab you by the waist and swing you on top of me, spinning you around
A1ic3g 11:16 mmmmm what are you doing with me
LordTom 11:17 my mouth jumps up and kisses your cunt, and you're still sucking. it's 69 time
A1ic3g 11:18 yes, feast on my cunt while i suck you
LordTom 11:18 no teasing this time, I'm attacking your cunt with everything i've got
A1ic3g 11:19 yes, fucking yes... eat me while i suck and slurp on this big cock
LordTom 11:20 my saliva and your juices are running down my chin. what noises are you making?
A1ic3g 11:22 im whining and wriggling my body so my cunt wriggles on your face... i lean in to lick your balls and enjoy the feel of your hot against my neck my cheek my nose my forehead
A1ic3g 11:23 your long cock
LordTom 11:23 I slap you hard on the arse
A1ic3g 11:24 i yelp while my mouth is back around your shaft... mmfffff
LordTom 11:26 my hands stay on your arse, and start kneading and manipulating, pushing your cunt against my face
A1ic3g 11:28 yes, rub my arse cheeks and my arsehole... eat me deep while i run my tongue over the head of your cock, right where your spunk comes out
LordTom 11:29 alice, i'm getting close
A1ic3g 11:30 come in my mouth tom
A1ic3g 11:30 i want to taste your spunk
A1ic3g 11:30 like youre lapping up my cunt juice
LordTom 11:31 i explode in you mouth
A1ic3g 11:33 i struggle to swallow your gooey spunk
A1ic3g 11:33 it dribbles down my chin as i come, rubbing my clit against your chin
LordTom 11:34 i carry on kneading your arse, as i take my cue and start attacking your clit
A1ic3g 11:35 yes... god yes
LordTom 11:35 are you going to cum for me? i get faster and harder.
A1ic3g 11:37 i'm coming tom...suck my clit as i come
LordTom 11:38 sucking so hard
A1ic3g 11:39 i go limp and thrust away from your lips as it becomes too sensitive
LordTom 11:40 are you coming?
A1ic3g 11:40 i came a little while ago :)
A1ic3g 11:41 it was very sexy, imagining us 69ing
LordTom 11:42 It was indeed.
LordTom 11:42 Good game bro.
A1ic3g 11:42 lol
A1ic3g 11:43 i kiss your thighs as we recover :)
LordTom 11:44 I move around so i'm the same way up you are. Cuddling ensues :)
A1ic3g 11:44 i love a cuddle sooooo much :)
LordTom 11:46 everyone likes cuddles :)
A1ic3g 11:47 mYne
A1ic3g 11:47 whoops
A1ic3g 11:48 maybe.. but i like cuddles more than everyone else :)
LordTom 11:48 I'm sure you do haha :)
A1ic3g 11:50 i nuzzle against your neck with my hair all over the place :)
LordTom 11:51 a few gentle kisses
A1ic3g 11:51 lovely :)
LordTom 11:55 mmm. your hair smells nice (i assume)
A1ic3g 11:57 i hope so:)
A1ic3g 11:58 i idly hold your penis gently as we cuddle
LordTom 11:58 that made me laugh loudly lol
A1ic3g 11:59 ha ha :) are you quite large even when youre not hard?
LordTom 12:01 5-6'' dependent on temperature. large enough, i suppose
A1ic3g 12:02 sounds like something a couple of my exes would kill for lol
LordTom 12:04 i understand that 5-6'' is the normal sort of erect length
A1ic3g 12:05 yes, ive been with guys who were smaller when erect than you are when you are soft i think
A1ic3g 12:06 one of them was still a very good lover though
LordTom 12:07 i's not the size of the wave it's the motion of the ocean?
A1ic3g 12:07 lol
A1ic3g 12:08 i think ît can be both or one or the other... sex is just strange and i dont think we really understand the things we like
LordTom 12:09 oh of course - if it works, it works. and that's about it
A1ic3g 12:09 yes
A1ic3g 12:10 so whatever the motion or the size of the wave... its just whether your boat floats lol
LordTom 12:11 good metaphor
LordTom 12:11 something something makes you wet
A1ic3g 12:13 it's all about getting drenched... but not drowning... and hanging onto bouys
A1ic3g 12:13 this has gone too far
LordTom 12:14 ok, that'll do