So a plane is about to take off and all of the passengers have settled into their seats, and an air stewardess is giving a demonstration on how to use the floatation devices and the pilot is giving his usual spiel through the intercom.

"We'll be traveling at 35,000 feet today at a speed of 575 miles per hour..."

He finishes saying this and then, without realizing the intercom is still on, turns to his co-pilot and says, "You know what I could really use right about now? A nice hot cup of coffee and a blowjob."

All of the passengers hear this, and a stewardess begins to run to the cockpit to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom.

So one of the passengers leans out of his seat and says, "Don't forget the coffee!"