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Dirty Tricks

In the heavenly realm of Volsona lies the Sunbeam Palace, a shining, golden citadel that watches over the surrounding verdant grasslands. In this palace, the Queen of an ancient divine pantheon decides the fate of her mischievous son.

A beautiful, strong woman with tan skin and hair made of golden fire sits on a crystalline throne, her eyes burning like twin suns. "Khalus, My foolish son, what you have done can not be forgiven. Your tricks have gone too far this time and it has cost us dearly. I see no choice but to take from you your divinity and banish you to the realm of mortals."

A slim, handsome young man in flamboyant jeweled clothing stands before his mother, running his fingers through his short black hair as he speaks, "Well, that's certainly a better fate than father is resigned to." He chuckles.

The queen sighs, "I truly hope you learn something before your now inevitable end, my son." She reaches out and a divine light flows from Khalus, into her hand. Khalus falls to one knee as his strength is drained. "Goodbye, my son." The last words Khalus hears his mother speak before he is suddenly thrown through time and space.

Khalus tumbles perilously though a tunnel of light, his clothes ripping to shreds from the sheer force. It keeps going for what feels like an eternity before he suddenly slams into a hard surface. As the light dissipates, Khalus lays there for a moment, his now nude body aching. "Well, that was unpleasant." He groans as he stands and looks around at his new surroundings, taking in the tall towers of stone and metal, "The humans have certainly been busy since I've last walked this realm." He stands there for a minute, getting his bearings before noticing a group a people staring at him in shock. "What, you've never seen a man fall from a tunnel of light before?" he says dismissively.

A woman in the group shyly points down at his exposed member. Khalus looks down and realizes the problem, "Ah, the nudity. I see your prudish nature hasn't changed in all these millennia." He snaps his fingers, expecting to summon clothing over his nude physique before remembering his lack of divinity. "Right..." He looks over to the group, "Do any of you apes know where I can some clothes?" Everyone in the group points in a different direction, causing Khalus to sigh and roll his eyes before walking away.

"Guess I'll find some on my own." he says to himself as he walks the busy streets buck naked, causing people to stare and take pictures with their phones. He eventually finds what he assumes is a clothing store and enters. A young woman with brown skin and shoulder-length blue hair is working the register. Her eyes widen as she sees him walk in, "Uh, dude, you can't be in here without clothes." She says in a somewhat panicked voice.

Khalus scoffs, "This is clothing shop, yes? Well, I am very clearly in need of clothes." He gestures at his nude form. The young woman tries to keep her composure as her eyes are constantly drawn to Khalus' large cock, "I...uh...d-do you even have any money?" She stammers.

"I don't, but I'm sure we can work something out." He says with a mischievous smirk.

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