Gordito looked up with relief as Dr. McNinja, his guardian and mentor, came trudging in, every step heavy with exhaustion as the good (most of the time) Doctor handed him a small, furry item.

"Got you mustache back," McNinja informed him, whatever having happened the last three days having clearly wiped him out as he warned warily, "Don't lose it again."

"Oh, thank you!" Gordito shouted, hugging his mustache before quickly putting it back on. The fact that the mustache wasn't a fake, and its roots could somehow dig right back into their place in his skin, could easily be explained...but there were more important things going on. "It's smells kind of funny, but I'm sure it'll be back to normal soon. Where did you find it!? How did you get it back!?"

The Doctor who was also a Ninja sighed, getting a glass of milk from the kitchen before sitting down at the dining room table with his young charge, "That, my friend, is a long, tiring tale that I'm almost one hundred percent sure you're not old enough to hear. Now, go to your room. I need to put some stuff in this milk that I'm again sure you're not old enough for. Scoot."

"Aw, man." Gordito groaned, though so happy with his mustache back that he didn't feel like putting up a fuss. As soon as he was gone, McNinja took out some Vodka and put it into his milk. Where did the vodka bottle come from? Ninja trick.

Ook Judy, a gorilla who was also McNinja's receptionist walked in, sitting beside him.

"Sure, you can have some." McNinja replied, even though he couldn't speak ape, handing her the Vodka bottle, "Just don't drink the whole-"

Judy ate the bottle. McNinja decided to just let it go.

OOk, eek, ahk Judy asked, chewing calmly on the glass.

"Oh man, that's a long, weird story...but, eh, I feel like talking about it. Where should I begin?" Judy raised a big furry eyebrow and McNinja laughed, "Right, at the beginning. Okay, so Gordito comes home from training, right...?"