It doesn't look as tacky as you expected. The walls are hung with dark purple silk and tastefully erotic pictures of nude bodies entwined. A marble sculpture of two ecstatic female angels fingering each other stands in the center. You smile, feeling warmth spreading between your legs. You were right to come here today.

Then, you look upwards. The high ceiling of the entrance hall is topped by a skylight in the shape of an erect penis. You suppress a snort, grinning. Okay, you hadn't been expecting that.

Your thoughts are interrupted by a sensual voice saying, "Welcome to the Richport Museum of Sex, how may I help you?"

You tear your eyes away from the decor to look at the young woman standing behind the information desk you just walked up to. Despite her very short stature, her smile is radiant and her curves are so perfect that they look like they've been poured into the tight, silver dress she's wearing. Best of all, her perfect breasts hang from a cutout, her nipples barely concealed by two pasties that match her dress. You're bowled over by how hot she is.

"Um..." you start awkwardly, distracted by her sexiness.