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Emma Watson takes her medicine at the UN

Yes, she was a world famous actress. Yes, she was one of the most beautiful and beloved celebrities on planet earth. And, on top of that, she had for years been an activist for gender equality, leading projects, inspiring change, talking to political leaders and powerful people all over the world.

But even Emma Watson could get nervous. Go figure.

And this wasn't a rarity in her life, either. Public events, ranging from red carpets to formal interviews, often evoked nervousness in her. Earlier on in her public life, she had simply assumed that she'd get better at it, but that never happened. However, she still, willingly, did a bunch of appearances on some of the biggest stages and platforms, because she had found a solution of sorts. Her very own Triple Crown of Calm:

Sex. Orgasm. Creampie.

Ever since her first sexual experiences, she had always felt incredibly relaxed after intercourse and at some point in her late teens, she had experimented a little more and put her theory to the test. And lo and behold, it held true: Whatever went on deep within her, on a biological and chemical level, she calmed right down once all three boxes had been checked.

She loved sex for what it was, sure, but sometimes it was more about needing it than wanting it. In those moments, she became a lioness on the prowl. Find a mate, make him her own, take what she needs, get on with it.

And so it was that, back in 2014, when the then 24 year old Brit was scheduled to address the United Nations in downtown New York City, she was as giddy as usual before a big speech, but also relatively calm. After all, she knew exactly what to do.

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