This is a story where you try to survive being targeted by horny anomalous entities through whichever means possible. Either by figuring it out yourself or by gaining valuable information from mysterious text messages. An entity could be anything and take any shape or form.

Failing to survive an Entity does not result in **** unless you want it to. But it can result in unfortunate(or fortunate depending on how you look at it) things happening to your character, like getting their dick shrunk or whatever.

Describe the entity through a text message at some point. The description could contain any amount of detail about the entity and how to survive the encounter.

Besides that, anything goes.