The heroes of Final Fantasy 10 have just finished passing through the Thunder Plains. Everyone is tired of walking, though all are bright and perky. Yuna decides to end the journey for the day, and they camp inside the Macalania Woods. For some reason, a sexual current lies on the camp. You walk up to the camp and see the group. You also feel the sexual current and are turned on by it. Titus spots you, and says hi.

"Who are you?" he asks.

"I am John Doe." you respond. "And you?"

Titus introduces himself and the rest of the group. They settle down, and invite you to join them. Of course, you do.

After the woods had been plunged into darkness for two hours, the group is fast asleep. Or so you thought. You are woken up from your slumber by the sound of a very loud sexual union. Then, you are surprised to find that there are three pairs of voices screaming. You look up to see who is screaming, and who is left out to do you.