My name is Nick; I'm 29 years old and work as a copy editor for a major television network's website. I've spent my entire life in Colorado, having grown up in Woodmoor and gotten my English degree at UC-Boulder. After graduating from school and subsequently obtaining a junior editorial position with my current employer, I went back home. Hey, I didn't know any better - most of my family and a lot of friends were in Woodmoor, and the nature of my work allowed me to go where ever I pleased. And for my money, I couldn't think of a more naturally beautiful place.

But, frankly, the women suck.

I'll be honest - I place a high value on myself and expect to only date high-quality women. I'm 6'3" and a lean, muscular 210 lbs. from my brutal 8-hour per week gym schedule, with shaggy brown hair and sharp, clear blue eyes. While these attributes ensure a good success rate with hot women, my secret weapons - what made some of them practically into slaves - were my twelve-inch cock and a pair of plum-sized balls that could pump out prodigious amounts of cum.

I've always had just one type: the barbie girl. Less important was that she was blonde - natural or not. More important was that she took excellent care of her body: tanned, with a shapely ass, a tiny waist, and a massive set of tits (again, natural or not). In the seven years since I've graduated, I've fucked as many barbies as I've been able to, but unfortunately pickings have gotten slim given the size of Woodmoor's population.

On a lark I thought I would try something a little crazy?