"So we're doing this?" A thing asked in a monotone conveying exasperation. Two figures stood in some gray and black plane covered in white robes that hid their features.

The other being spoke with conviction. "Yes. We need to know."

"Do we honestly or are you just too prideful to admit you're just a nasty pervert?"

The other being said nothing. It went about its task and began using energy to open portals to other worlds. Viewing them all with keen interest.

"Now, to bend wills to my fate and find those worthy of notice. Then the competition shall commence!" The being roared, dramatically waving its arms as if unveiling some truly ground shattering spectacle.

The partner rolled its eyes, "As well as your self satisfaction through beating yourself off."

"... shut up. Nobody loves you. And you're ugly." The being waved it's hand over a central plane and said, "Now then..."

The being contemplated on what to do. How many would it get to witness do glorious battle? Simply two, three, four, five... six perhaps? No way it was doing more than six. Too much work and six was probably a stretch.

"Be hot for you wouldn't it though?" The other being asked. How it loved to stir it's comrades ire.

"Shut up, ugly." The main being retorted while trying to jeep it's focus. Hmm... ah, it found the target number and some targets. It now knew what needed to be done.

It was as if higher powers were writing down what was about to happen, what battles would soon ensue for viewing pleasure... research. I mean research.

Oh, the possibilities! For research of course.