“Welcome to tonights episode of the worlds first omnipotent television show, Sex Watch!” A suited woman exclaimed. “For our first time viewers, the simple explanation of our program goes like this. We here in the studio carefully look through all the live sex happening right now, and decide on which one is the hottest, and then show it to you, our loving audience, as if you were actually experiencing the sex! While the sex is relatively live, we do have a delay, so you can start from the juicy beginning. Without further ado, let’s hop into today’s episode:”