"You ready for tonight?" asks Todd, your best friend from school. "Remember, it's Casey's eighteenth birthday so we've gotta make it a night he'll never forget!"

"I can't fuckin' wait!" says Karen. Karen's your other friend. She's super cool and extremely open about her bisexuality. It doesn't hurt she's a major babe as well. "I've picked out the perfect spot, take a look!"

Karen holds up a flyer. You and Todd lean in for a closer look.

POLESWINGERS STRIP CLUB!

ALL NUDE FUTAS!

(No one under 21 admitted)

The poster depicts the silhouette of a nude woman dancing around a pole. She's also sporting a monster erection.

Todd blushes and rubs his hands together "ooohh baby!"

"But it says 'no one under 21 admitted,'" Todd points out. "All of us are only eighteen. How are we gonna get in?"

"That's easy, I got us all fake ID's. Check it out!" She reaches into the back pocket of her jeans and fishes out a small stack of cards. She fans them out like a magician demonstrating a trick. "There's one for each of us."

There's six cards total. In addition to Karen, Todd, Casey, and yourself, there's also one for Monica, Karen's current girlfriend. You and Monica don't get along very well but Karen insists on dragging her along to everything. She's a total bitch in your opinion.

There's also a card for Heather. Sigh. Heather is totally your crush. You had no idea she was into futas, though.

"Heather just broke up with her boyfriend," Karen explains when you ask. "She needs to remember what real dick is like so she can get over that loser she's been dating."

If Heather is single, tonight could finally be your chance!

"Tonight's gonna be fuckin' epic!" Karen grins proudly.

"I dunno," says Todd, nervously. "I heard you can get in real trouble if you get busted with a fake ID. I don't want the cops calling my parents and telling them I was trying to get into a futa strip club..."

Karen waves away his question and blows a dismissive raspberry.

"Don't be such a pussy. There's no way we'll get caught. Look, they even have the holograms!" Karen demonstrates the quality of the cards by waving one back and forth in front of your face. You have to admit, they look pretty legit.

Todd still looks nervous.

"I dunno," he says, turning to you. "What do you think?"