Your not that old... So it makes sense you'd want to celebrate Halloween still as an adult. The thing is, you don't care about candy, and costumes, and spooky stuff.

Nope, not you. YOUR into this holiday for the skimpy outfits, and parties... for the easy woman at those parties who are even better than candy!

So as you walk downtown ignoring the kids in their cute costumes, REMEMBER!!! Halloween falls on the same day that the demons, spirits and ghosts come out to play in plain sight!

Where do you begin your Halloween conquest???