"Thanks for clicking! You've got to help me, I somehow woke up in a CHYOA story where everything is trying to fuck me! For some reason I can't seem to move on until someone decide's on what happens next. Please, help me find a way out of here!" A voice calls out into the abyss, frustration evident in their tone.

"WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT!?" The person then calls out to no one, possibly having gone insane.