Welcome to Honey Hollow!

Scenically located on the shores of (REDACTED great lake), we're a lovely port city of 75,000 inhabitants. Now, we might not have breathtaking mountains lined with chalets and ski resorts, nor do we have a charming riverwalk overlooking a mighty river, and we aren't the perfect setting for higher learning. So what do we have for you, potential visitor? Honey! We're the town that likely provides the tasty honey you fill your cravings with. Don't listen to what those other towns might say. Their bees do not produce a tastier product. In fact, urban legends say that our unique blend of sweet nectar results in the most beautiful women and the most handsome men in Honey Hollow.

First off, in spite of what you have heard, Honey Hollow is not under invasion from a swarm of wasps. That annual event ended over a century ago, thanks to two of our finest citizens, Jacob Diamond and Rhett Pierce. Second, the annoying chemical odor issue that we once had has been gone for nearly a generation.

So when you arrive in our sugary city, you may wish to stay in the majestic Witzler Hotel. Built in 1894, it's as if you're traveling back in time when you walk into its lobby. The grand ballroom is a wonderful, in-demand location for weddings. So why not have your destination wedding here rather than another bland beach. Coming this spring, you'll be able to walk only a short distance from the doors of your hotel to the newly renovated and restored Orpheum Theater. Our most creative citizens will dazzle and delight you with their amateur acting skills.

You say that you're hungry? Well, take your car for a spin and visit Grubby's, a 1950s style drive-in diner that's still up and running. If you don't want to jive to the jukebox music inside, then stay in your vehicle and watch the hilarious fun as high school girls bring you your food while rollerskating. If your children won't stop trying to trip the poor waitresses of Grubby's, then give The Orchard a try. It's affordable, casual dining for the whole family.

Oh, you're on a romantic trip? Then Goforth's is the place for you. An upscale restaurant downtown, you'll be able to rub elbows with Honey Hollow's finest while wooing your special guy or gal. And if that's not enough to get her/him into the mood for some pollination, walk across the street to The Copper Lantern. Their local specialty brews will put a fire in your belly.

You prefer nature to an urban environment? Well, you're in luck! The largest recreational park in the region is located a mere two hours from Honey Hollow. At Wasp Lake Park, you'll find miles of trails perfect for hiking or bicycle riding. If you prefer your fun to be wet, then Wasp Lake Park has two sizable lakes plus dozens of ponds and waterways. Want to experience small-town charm and friendliness while on a bustling lake? Frog Lake is the place for you! Featuring both affordable, middle-class cabins and year-round homes, the smaller of the two lakes offers plenty of rentals and new friends (or lovers) to meet.

Do you prefer peace and quiet instead? Head a short distance north of Frog Lake, where Wasp Lake will give you plenty of it. Grand cabins on the eastern half of the shoreline offer you or your children examples to dream about in a better life. The larger western half of the shore is pristine, undeveloped nature. Acres and acres of forestland provide privacy spots for camping or a quick roll in the grass.

But, wait! You want more than nature? How about a series of caves with long-lost treasure? You heard right! Legend has it that infamous Depression Era bank robber Jimmy "Gold Tooth" Grinold stashed his final haul of loot deep down in the caves before police gunned him down. So why not grab a flashlight, or go all-out with spelunking gear, to become rich and famous? Just don't get lost down in the maze.

Want romance rather than riches and fame? Talk a walk down the northern trail and experience the awe-inspiring Daffodil Falls. The park's majestic waterfall is the most popular spot to pull out that ring and pop that life-altering question.

Oh, you don't want eternal love but a trip of lust? Journey past Daffodil Falls further into the forest and you'll discover the natural aphrodisiac of Thriae Hot Springs. Named after three virginal nymphs of Greek mythology, who just happened to be the patron of bees, early visitors to the hot springs swore the warms waters heated up the loins of even virgins.

Did taking that virgin's maidenhood leave you feeling bold? Take that courage and get as close as you can to the abandoned Wynwick Lodge, located off a cove of Wasp Lake's easternmost portion. Once the grand summer home of Honey's Hollow original first family, rumors have swirled for decades that its only inhabitants are ghostly spirits.

Potential visitor, I hope I've enticed you to travel to our fair city for all its glorious sights. If not, please still come. We could use more tourists. You don't need to do more than stay at the Witzler Hotel, or a less expensive bed and breakfast, and dirty the sheets. Many of our local businesses deliver.

Perhaps you'll find that our special blend of nectar does affect a lady's beauty and bosom. Or that it makes a gentleman more viral.

Can't wait to see you soon!

Sincerely,

Dwight Dunkley, Mayor of Honey Hollow

Note: Honey Hollow is a reworked version of my thread, A Winter Holiday at the Cabin, from At the Cabin by Duskford. Due to some issues with that story, I decided to move the thread to its own story. I want to offer a special thanks to Duskford for being kind enough to allow this move and allowing his characters' use after some alterations. An extra thanks goes out to Quillbot for the use of his characters as well.

You'll find much has remained the same for past readers, outside of numerous name and physical appearance changes. I will be adding some additional content as long as it doesn't dramatically change the old story's plot and feel. You will also meet some brand new characters later on in the story. For new readers, you'll find a coming of age story that features multiple romances, heartbreak, mystery, and of course, sex. Enjoy!