11 years it'd been since you met Jane Myers. She'd known you since you were 8, becoming your best friend in an instant. You shared all these interests that many would deem "nerdy", such as anime and video games, which have led to bullying in the past. Despite all the animosity and harsh insults you've taken, Jane has stayed by your side without ever questioning your hobbies.

There is not a single thing in the world that you two couldn't discuss-- except for the fact that you've wanted to date her ever since you were 12.

The thing is, she's a prude, unlike any other out there. She saw a cock once, entirely by accident, having walked in on a cousin while he was changing into trunks. Ever since then, she's been averse to all romance. There's as much lust and love in her as there is fire in the ocean.

You can recall the many times that she's made these things clear. During truth or dare, she left the room when being dared to show her tits. When everyone played spin the bottle, she would sit in the corner, eating chips. On days when huge assholes would joke about her taking dick, she would look at them in disgust, refusing to take any of their shit.

She's never wanted to get fucked, get head or even kiss, not even from you, John Doe, as tight as your friendship really is. That's just how she is, seemingly unchangeable. You sometimes wonder what it'd take to get her out of such a state.