"Welcome to How to Flash and Get Away With It! The game where you can win big by showing off the goods!

"As you in the audience all know, the rules are simple. The contestant will pull off a series of entertaining and sneaky stunts in the hopes of scoring big in our fancy Algorithm-tron for how much skin they show and how big of a risk they take. Cash prizes are at each tier of points, but if the contestant is arrested they leave with nothing.

"Well let's get started! Bring up our first contestant!"