Hello! Welcome to my home! I guess your parents never taught you to knock. But that's alright. I'm glad you're here. I don't get many visitors these days. Come, come, sit down child.

I wish to tell you a story. You've probably already heard a version of this story I'm about to tell you, but I wish to share with you the true story.

Who am I?, you ask. That isn't important. But you may call me Sid.

Before I continue, I must ask you a question. Please forgive this old man for asking such a silly question. You see, my old eyes are not what they used to be so I must ask even though it embarrasses me to do so.

Are you a boy or a girl?