You sit down in front of your computer, which has already logged into your favorite chat. Sipping on a soda, you read the unending lines of men hoping to get laid (cyber, of course) and the women constantly scoffing them. Suddenly, you get an IM from a (supposedly) female chatter.
pearlygirly: hey, stud. nice pic
virwildman: thanx. :D
Curiosity overcomes you and you decide to check her profile to see if she has a pic. It comes up in less than a second and you almost choke. In the picture box is a gorgeous long-haired blonde girl. Her brown eyes seem to stare seductively into you. You can't see too much else from that picture, which seems to be the whole point.
"like your's, too" you type
";)" she types back
You chat for awhile and find out that she lives only just across town. Not believing your luck, you set up a time to meet her, complete with instructions to your house.
"well, honey, I gotta be going. getting late" she types. You glance at the clock. Whoa! It was 11:30 PM. You had been talking with her for about two hours.
"okay. meet ya online again, babe" you type, smiling a bit.
";) love ya"
"u2" you type, and she logs off. Feeling good, you decide you're gonna stay on a little bit longer. After all, you have the day off tomorrow. No big deal.
You head back to the kitchen and grab another soda. As you return, you notice that another chatter has IM'd you.
tHORNYrose:hi, baby
virwildman: hi there
Well, you got lucky the first time, why not again? You check her profile and nearly fall out of your chair. A lucious redhead looks innocently at you, biting her finger. Her deep green eyes radiate a sense of naive passion.
"wow! you look great!" you type, making a few typos in the process.
":"> thank you. I like your's too :">" she types.
You continue to chat with her and discover to your unfathomable luck, she too lives in your town. You exchange phone numbers with her, and agree to call each other sometime and get togethor. This said, she, too bids you goodnight and logs off.
You sit there a second, not comprehending your luck. Two girls! Two BEAUTIFUL girls! Feeling that you might push your luck too much if you stay on, you log off and go to bed.
The next day, you wake up in a very good mood. You sing in the shower (something you don't do) and make yourself a small breakfast (another first). All this done, you get dressed and head to the living room. Before you can sit on the couch to watch some TV, the doorbell rings. You open the door. Your jaw drops a mile. Standing in front of you is the gorgeous blonde you talked to last night. She's even better in person than the picture. Her blouse seem to hold oh so lovingly to her curvey breasts. Her hair drapes her shoulders in a golden waterfall. You don't dare look at her skirt, for fear of embarrassing yourself even further.
"Virwildman?" her melodious voice inquires.
"Y-yeah. Pearlygirly, right," you stammer, trying to retain some dignity. She giggles a little and holds out her hand. "Call me Anne."
You take her hand, taking time to relish her silky smooth skin. "Well, Anne, come on in," you say, bowing. She giggles again and enters. You suddenly become semi-delirious as her perfume drifts by you. You apologize for your messy house as you clear her a spot on your couch. As she sits down, te doorbell rings again. She quickly looks to th door, a strange glint in her big brown eyes. You open the door. Your jaw drops again. For there, standing in a cute little skirt and sweater was the redhead from last night, a.k.a tHORNYrose. She smiles innocently as you gawk at her.
"Hi, virwild" she says.
"Duh-um, hi, thorny," you manage, once again at a lost for words. She looks at you and says, "Call me Regina."
Suddenly, you remember that Anne was in the living room.
"Oh, um..Regina, I-" you start.
"Who is it?" Anne asks, coming up behind you. Terror strikes you as she stops. The girls look at each other and smile.
"Hi, Ginnie," Anne says, unable to keep the excitement out of her voice.
"Hi, Anne," Ginnie says, crossing her legs and putting her hands behind her back. You look back and forth between the two.
"You know each other?" you ask.
"Yeah," replies Ginnie. "Can I come in?" She gives you a look with those big green eyes.
"Of course." Ginnie enters and gives Anne a hug and a peck on the lips. The two sit down on your couch. You're still at the door, a little surprised.