Your name is Jane Doe, and you are a recent high-school graduate (and even more recent college dropout) from a small town middle-class christian upbringing. You were spoiled by family, teachers, friends and acquaintances devoted to keeping you from needing to rely on wits or whatever intelligence you have to get ahead in life due to your obvious attractiveness: long naturally honey-blonde hair, sparkling blue eyes and fair creamy white skin, as well as long legs (toned by years of cheerleading and other athletics) and even a pair of fantastic all-natural D-cup breasts (not that any man or boy has yet been worthy to see them naked).

Unaccostomed to putting in effort to getting what you want, your brief failed efforts at college could have taught you to try harder, but instead have you considering other, easier options. Deciding that you want to get famous and make some money, you decide a reality show would be a good way to achieve that. After filling out some applications and sending out some photos of yourself, you were excited to receive an offer from something called "IR Bachelorette". You loved the TV show and quickly agreed to meet with a notary to sign the massive contract, stars in your eyes about your imminent fame blinding you to language about punitive terms for breach, waiver of any claim to privacy during the course of filming and relinquishment of all rights over image and reputation.

This would become important because this was no television show production, but instead a "reality porno" where one pretty little innocent white girl would be seduced by 20 black men, some of them older than her own father, many of them recently released from prison. Part of the frisson is that you come from a small white town, have never really met a black man before, and said during the pre-interview that your father's dream mate for you is "someone like us". And the final twist (which of course you were never told) was that the producers had a side deal with the men promising cash payouts to any of them who could get you naked on camera and/or get their cumshot on or inside you on camera. Footage of a successful impregnation would be worth 50 grand for the lucky stud.

Welcome Jane, you are the Interracial Bachelorette.