It was a lovely evening; I looked my best of course. I was on my way to Tyler Perry Studios for a date with Taylor Swift. It was one of those contests where you meet a celebrity and I won.

I soon arrive and a security guard escorts me to a waiting room.

"They've just done wrapping up for the day, Ms. Swift will be with you soon," the guard lets me know and leaves.

I start thinking. Ah Ms. Swift, country/pop music star, so far has a good head on her shoulders. I only hope she does not go down the wrong path like of some of these idiot celebs like Kanye. I was concern over those porn sites she bought but those were merely a power play.

I hear two voices, one a man and the other a woman.

"Great job today as usual, Taylor," Tyler Perry complemented.

"Thank you and once again it has been an honor working with you," Taylor Swift returns the complement.

"We'll see you next week."

The door opens and I am greeted by the beautiful Taylor Swift.

"Ah, you must be John... um?"

"It's Cobra, ma'am, John Cobra."

"Ah yes, John Cobra."

"Yes ma'am and I must say it is an honor to me you."

"Always good to meet a fan," she said and shakes my hand. "Well let's have dinner."

****

We took Taylor's limo to a nice fancy restaurant. "This is my first time ever being in a limo."

"Yeah I was like that at first."

"You sound like you don't enjoy it."

"Oh I enjoy it, it just the first time is always the best, that moment you will never forget."

"You've done well, Ms. Swift, which is more than I can say for a lot of others."

"How old are you by the way, Mr. Cobra?"

"I just turned 26 yesterday."

"Well congrats, I'll be 26 in December but I am sure you already know that."

"Yes of course. So what are you and Mr. Perry working on?"

"Another Madia flick," she answered. "I'm a singer who's going through and Madia shows up, whips me into shape. That sort of thing, I cannot say too much. It's coming out in November."

"Well I look forward to watching it."

"Alight we are here."

****

"So Mr. Cobra where are you from?"

"I'm from California. I'm actually here on business."

"I see."

"Yes I am salesmen for AVON."

"Ah AVON, nice."

"So I take it you have something in mind for your birthday, not to mention Christmas."

"Why yes."

I watch her take another bite and I proceed.

"I have to tell you, John, that name of yours, it's very sexy. John Cobra. It's dangerous too."

"I am dangerous," I say.

Taylor laughs and I as well.

"But seriously that name is something else. I mean there is John Conner, John Cena, awesome wrestler by the way, there is John Cusack and even John Carter, terrible movie by the way."

"Oh yeah that was just awful, another Disney foul up."

"Yes but like I said your name is dangerous and sexy."

"Oh stop, Ms. Swift."

"I'm serious; I bet I'm not the first girl who's said this."

"Well I don't know about that."

"Really Mr. Cobra, can you really tell me that?"

"Well more or less I've really been very busy, it's not like I want to but sometimes duty calls."

"Yeah, yeah but sometimes you have to say fuck duty and do what you want."

"Yes, yes, that surly could have helped me with yesterday."

"So you didn't do anything?"

"Not really, said hello to my parents but that's about it."

"So no cake, no gift for yourself?"

"I haven't really had the time."

"Well that's no good, the birthday is our day, our personal holiday. We're going to have to fix that."

"We?"

"Yes we, just leave everything to me."

"Well shit why not."

We resume eating and afterward we left. We drive back to Tyler Perry Studios and part ways. That wasn't the end of our meeting that was just to keep up appearances. Taylor gave me the address and room number of the hotel suit she was staying at. All for my birthday, I was to meet her in an hour. I went home and showered, I like to maintain multiple places while I travel. A man in my position likes to do so.

I was soon driving again in my blue Pagani Huayra. I knew what Taylor was planning but of course I was going to act surprised. I exit my car and make my way to the hotel. I take out the paper with the room number and with it was a spare key card. Yep a night to remember!

****

I knock on the door five times and use the key. That was the signal to let her know it was me. Five letters for my last name.

My eyes widen in delight. There she was in the nude with cake on her tits and crotch.

"Come Mr. Cobra; come get your birthday present!"

I waste no time getting into my birthday suit. "What I do eat first?"

"That Mr. Cobra is entirely up to you."

I plant a kiss in her mouth and then go for her cake covered tits, hmmmm!

I make my way down to her crotch and start eating cake there. There was cake on my hands which I use to rub on different parts of her body and lick too.

"Oh yeah that feels good!" Taylor moaned.

I make my way upwards again and take some the vanilla icing into my mouth and then reach Taylor and let her lick it off my tongue. I reward her with another kiss and another, going deep in her mouth.

I begin finishing the chocolate cake off her tits and then going the nipples. She started moaning louder I was soon lying on my back; I had a little cake on my face from eating Taylor, the rest was on my cobra which she was eating. Man lock at the size of your cobra, it must be the king!"

"I'll let you be the judge of that Ms. Swift."

"It won't bite will it?" She giggled.

"Nah it likes you."

She licks it clean and then puts the snakeskin on my cobra and lets it inside her. We kiss again and she goes up and down it. My hands were grabbing her ass cheeks. We both moaned and groaned.

We stop and switched positions, I was on top and she on the bottom.

"Give it to me hard, John!"

I did just that. Her arms and legs were around me like a curled up snake.

"I'm cumming, I'm cumming," she screamed.

"Oh Taylor!"

"Oh John!"

I gave her a few more thrusts before I pulled out.

"That was amazing, John."

"Thank you, I aim to please just like you."

"Best birthday present, ever?"

"Oh yeah, number one!"

I got dressed again and said my good-bye, it would have been nice we could do this again but we both had things to do, it was just some casual sex, I had no intentions of becoming her man, if we broke up she'll write a song about me, yeah could not have that.

I kiss her good night and leave. What went unnoticed by her was the capsule I had in my pocket which contained some of her pussy juice.

Two Weeks Later

I was in Los Angeles; some music tribute had been going but was now done. I was on a rooftop looking downward. The security was pretty lax which was no problem for me; all I had to do now was wait.

A few minutes later twerking girl came out. I quickly put her in the crosshairs of my sniper rifle. You came in like a wrecking ball but you're coming out in a body bag! I was about to pull the trigger but then was an urgent alarm came from my phone. According to the phone there was a Marvel Convention in town tomorrow and both Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) and Jennifer Lawrence (Young Mystique) were going be there. Perfect! I look back into the crosshairs but she was gone. Blast it, perhaps this will give you a chance to reflect on your foolishness, Ms. Cyrus!

****

I arrive at the Marvel Convention early but the place was already packed. A lot of these people were dress up as freaks of nature and one of the people I hated the most was Captain America, I could go toe to toe with him and beat his ass with his own shield!

As I made my way through the convention a woman bumps into me.

"Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!" She says and dashes away.

Yep weirdos! I continue walking and then I see a line of people waiting to meet Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence, they weren't there but I figured I better get in line now.

A half hour later the two beauties appear, I watch the line move and then overeager fan wanted some Scarlett's red hair but security came and got that person. What idiots.

My time soon came to meet Scarlett Johansson.

"Who am I making this out too?"

"That's John Cobra."

"John Cobra, what a sexy and dangerous name."

"Well who can argue with that logic," I said.

She writes her name and adds a heart. "See ya Mr. Cobra."

I smile and leave, this wouldn't be the first and last time we meet. Now I get in the line to meet Jennifer Lawrence. This wasn't going to be easy but I've taken on bigger challenges than this and won.

"Hello, what's your name?" Ms. Lawrence asks.

"John Cobra, ma'am and I am delighted to meet you."

"John Cobra, John Cobra, sounds dangerous and sexy."

"Well what can I say; my parents knew what they were doing."

"Clearly they did."

I watch as she writes her name but she lifts the picture over face for a second. After that she gives it to me. I look at the picture and it has a red kiss mark. Oh that's just grand. With that I smile and leave. The only thing to now is ponder my next move.

I decide to get some lunch, it was going to be a long day. As I was making my way I am bumped into again.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry," the woman says and dashes away.

I make an irritating groan, could not wait for this to end.

****

After eating I make another trip to the restroom. After I am done I head out and at the far end of the hall were Scarlett and Jennifer, an opportunity had presented itself.

I make my way to the far end of the hall, they didn't see me because they had already turned and were too busy chatting among themselves.

I turn the corner and notice them stop, they were approached by some guy dressed as a H.A.M.M.E.R. solider.

I waited but then three more appeared and there was pop that hit the ceiling and then it looked like... Yes it was! That pop was from a suppressor and the other three weren't fooling around either. Scarlett and Jennifer were being taken against their will.

I quickly throw a smoke grenade.

"What?!" The second H.A.M.M.E.R. solider exclaimed.

I easily take him down and then other two and the first who puts up more of a fight but I stop him as well.

I quickly move them away from the smoke. "Are you both alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Scarlett answered.

"I as well," Jennifer nodded.

"You're...?"

"John Cobra."

"Ah yes the man with the sexy and dangerous name."

"Oh yes I thought that as well," Jennifer agreed.

"Hey what is going over here?" A guard demanded.

"These people dressed as H.A.M.M.E.R. soldiers tried to kidnap us," Scarlett answers.

"Yes and this man, John Cobra step in and saved us."

"And smoke grenade?"

"I found it on the floor, I thought it was a toy, I rolled it to distract them but it went off, I assume it was one of theirs." I lied.

"Yeah I believe it too," Scarlett vouchers.

The guard calls for reinforcements. "Alright we'll get you somewhere safe for the time being, we don't know if anybody will try this. And there's certainly a lot more people dressed up as H.A.M.M.E.R. soldiers."

And just like that the Marvel Convention was shut down for that day. Even though the smoke grenade was mine there was something bothering me about what happened, sure even this is uncommon but it can happen but was more uncommon was the suppressor pistol or maybe I am just thinking about too hard. But three of those men were Middle Eastern, nah I just jumping to conclusions.

"John, let's go somewhere a little more private," Scarlett said.

I follow the two loving ladies. Even though this place was cleared of tourists and freaks there were still some staff members and Scarlett and Jennifer had staff privileges so they could be there as long as they wanted and considering what happened earlier there were no worries.

"So here we are." I said excitedly. I knew what was going to happen next.

"I get to go first," Scarlett says sternly.

"Why you?" Jennifer scoffs.

"Well he saw me first."

"Well my name starts with a J!"

"I'm order than you, Ms. Lawrence."

"You're right age before beauty."

"You bitch!" Scarlett yelled.

Now as much I like a good catfight especially a fight over me this wasn't the time. If the people heard them fighting they would throw all of us out and that can be a real turnoff and I could not allow that to happen! "Ladies, ladies, you can each come at me at once."

I pull out my cobra and both ladies crawl toward me and start licking it. "Oh yeah." I moans. Scarlett wanks it a bit before resuming the sucking.

"Man, look how big your cobra is, it must be a king!" Jennifer exclaimed happily.

They both start mouthing on my balls. "Oh, ah, oh!"

They begin stripping and once their panties were off I dive in. I rub both clits. They begin moaning which is music to my ears. I begin eating Jennifer while finger fucking Scarlett and then I switch.

Next I got on the sofa and told them to play rock paper scissors, Scarlett was the winner. She gets on in the reverse position and she goes down on me.

"Jennifer, get on the other side." She does this. "Now, Scarlett finger fuck Jennifer."

"Yes Mr. Cobra."

It's not good to keep a lady waiting, especially a horny one.

Scarlett goes faster on me and pulls out of Jennifer and licks her juice. "Yum!" She signed.

Jennifer gives her a kiss.

Scarlett stops and lets Jennifer have her turn. She kisses her and playing with her tits. Jennifer sticks a finger in Scarlett's pussy.

This time I fingered Jennifer's ass while Scarlett was sucking my cobra again. I pull finger out and Jennifer turns around and licks my finger. After that she gets behind Scarlett and slaps her ass and then she licks Scarlett's shithole. "Oh shit!" Scarlett cried out in pleasure.

I was now fucking Jennifer from the back while she pleasures Scarlett's pussy with her mouth. Scarlett was fondling her own tits.

"Oh shit I'm gonna cum!" Jennifer cried.

"Can't cum yet," Scarlett said. "I haven't really gotten the chance to try you out."

"Yeah I have to see you too go at it like this," I say.

After cumming in Jennifer I rest a minute. I needed to finish off Scarlett. I watch them make out and grope each other. Oh yeah I'll be hard in a minute.

Three minutes later I was thrusting into Scarlett while she was fingering and eating Jennifer. "Oh, oh, ah!"

I slap her ass and grope her tits. This was it I was gonna cum into Scarlett Johansson just like I did Jennifer Lawrence! Just a few and... My king cobra unleashes its venom! I thrust three more times before I finally pull out. "Oh man!"

All three of us where tired. If anybody heard us, big deal! I earned this!

I started to put back on my clothes while Jennifer and Scarlett started back.

"John you don't need to put back your clothes just yet," Scarlett says.

"Yeah, please John I want more of your king cobra," Jennifer pleads.

"Well why the fuck not!? We've come this far."

"Don't you mean we've cum this far?" Jennifer says coarsely.

"Oh you, quite hungry for my games!"

Jennifer laughs.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. "Shit!"

"Hello?"

"Hold on I'm coming."

I open the door and my mouth dropped. Standing at the door was Megan Fox. FUCK YEAH!! And she was holding up Lindsay Lohan who was unconscious.

"Please help me, I was driving and found her passed out."

Please be od'd, please be od'd," I thought.

"Fortunately she's still alive."

FUCK!

"I ran in to see if anyone was around I haven't been able to find anyone save you and I guess I was interrupting your fun."

"Oh it's all good, want to join in?" Jennifer asks.

"No we have to get her to a hospital!"

I hated to interrupted by foolishness but this was Megan Fox, I could not let this opportunity go to waste.

"Don't worry we'll take it from here."

Oh Lohan, more foolishness! And she had the nerve to sue Rockstar for GTA V, I know there was some debate about who the blond woman in the bikini was but come on! Of all the beautiful women in the world she actually thinks they would use an ugly ass piece of shit like her for likeness. Tsk, tsk! It was the model Shelby Welindetr. Honestly it was either her or Kate Upton or Yvonne Strahovski whose likeness was used for Miranda Lawson, boy if she was here I would surly release my effect into that mass! Honestly that was her vain attempt to stay relevant. Come on Robert Downey Jr. got his life back together and even Britney Spears so hints Lohan, hints!

"Ms. Fox, you look tired, probably trauma form what you've seen, let me take you."

"Oh I am fine; Lohan is the one who needs help."

"Don't worry, Scarlett and Jennifer can take over and I'm pretty sure there is security still around so let them handled it."

"I really think..."

"No you don't understand, I've seen this type of thing before, you think you're fine after seeing something like this now but a few seconds later you pass out and it would be bad if you were driving."

"Well I suppose."

"Good, just give a minute and we can be on our way."

I put on my shirt on and while Jennifer and Scarlett were scissoring I collect their pussy juice samples in two capsules like I did Taylor.

"Ladies," I called.

"Yes Mr. Cobra," They say in union.

"When you're done," I point to Lohan. "Get rid of this garbage."

"Yes Mr. Cobra," they acknowledge.

****

I walk out with Megan Fox.

"By the way I never got your whole name."

"That's John Cobra."

"John Cobra, what a dangerous and sexy name."

"Well what can say about it really?"

Ms. Fox turns on the radio and on it there was news about what happened at the event but my name wasn't mention nor the location of where Scarlett and Jennifer was. It just said that they were at a safe place.

We approach a red light and Ms. Fox looks at me. "That was you, wasn't it, John?"

"Yes it was."

"Wow and now you making sure Lohan and myself are safe. It's people like you that make me have faith humanity."

"Yes there are some good people out there." I am one of them, it's just the people in high places who are the enemy! I thought.

"I just can't believe that happened, I mean I heard that type of stuff happening but I was so close, I was going there in disguise but if they knew?!"

"See what did I tell you? You're starting to freak out."

"I'm sorry."

"It's just that..."

"I understand but right now it's important for you to stay calm. Everything will be alright, trust me."

Ms. Fox nods.

A half an hour later we arrive at Ms. Fox's condo. As we made our there was flash of lighting. "It's going to be a raining night."

Ms. Fox nods.

****

"Well here we are, home sweet home," she announces.

"I'll call the girls to see if everything is alright," I say.

"Would you like something to drink?"

"Why yes, just water, please."

"I have wine."

"Even better."

"I'll be right back."

When Ms. Fox leaves I make the phone call.

"Hey, John!" Jennifer says happily.

"Hey Jen, so did you and Scarlett take care of Lohan?"

"Oh yes, John, we threw in her the dumpster next to the rehab center."

"Excellent!"

"So where are you?"

"Well I'm kinda stuck right now, it's about to rain heavy, I think it's best for you and Scarlett to go on without me."

"Are you sure, John? I was planning to come get you."

"Yes, it's best for you two to remain safe, heavy rain not good."

"Ok make sure you get home safe and thank you, John."

"You're welcome, Jennifer."

Before she could talk further there was another lighting flash and I use that opportunity to press end. That was a large flash; she'll think it was the lighting.

Megan Fox returns to the front room with a wine bottle and two glasses. "So what's the news?"

"Well Lohan is doing just fine. Before I could inquire any further my phone dropped the call, I tried calling back but nothing."
"Sounds like you're worried," Megan smirked.

"Ok I admit it."

"John it'll be alight. As long they stay safe everything will be alright.

I nod and Megan hands me the glass and pours the wine.

"Let's make a toast to our continuing safety and good health."

"Sure."

We toast and drink. Suddenly the power goes out. Megan turns on a nearby light but nothing. The rain comes down hard.

"I'll get some candles." Megan says.

I follow her.

"Darn I barely see."

Suddenly Megan trips but I catch her by the arm and pull her toward me and gaze deeply into each other's eyes.

"Oh John," she said as we lock lips.

Our hands were all over each other. We start taking off our clothes.

Megan straddles me and starts titty fucking me. "Oh yes! Uh, uh ah, aha!" I start eating Megan's hot pussy. She lets out a moan and starts sucking my king cobra. She stops and wanks it before continuing. Her juice begins to flow. I could feel the precum coming.

"Yum!" Megan said in delight and licks her lips loudly. "Oh shit!" She moaned.

Next we started fucking on her stairs. "Give me you cobra venom, John!"

"Heh, the fox is about to be devoured by the cobra!" I thrust slowly and then go faster and faster. Her red nails were digging into my skin. I kiss her neck and then go for her luscious tits. Shia ain't got jack shit on me! I continue mouthing her tits. "Oh you're fuckin lovely."

We switch positions; she was lying on stomach while still on the stairs. For a second I saw her juice drip down the stairs. I stick my cobra back in her lovely foxhole. "Man what a great looking ass you got!" I give a few smacks. I thrust hard and then slow and then hard again. Megan grabs my balls.

"Oh John don't stop!"

"I'll go on forever!" I declared knowing that this was a lie but this was Megan Fox, another celeb hottie!

She straddles me again and does the work. She takes my head into her tits and I motorboat the fuck out of them.

"Oh John I gonna cum!"

She goes even faster, my right hand was groping her tit while the left hand was groping her firm ass. Few minutes later she came. She fell right on me, our mixed juices were flowing out and my hand was still groping her ass. "Oh John."

"It was great, wasn't it?"

"You know it John, you know it."

Five minutes later she gets up. And then the power comes back on. "Well looks like the storm has passed."

"Yeah, I guess you have to go now," Megan said disappointingly.

"Yeah my care is still in the parking, cannot afford to have it towed and or in worst case someone steals it."

"Yeah that's true."

"How about I drive?"

"Yes that would be nice."

****

We approached the first red light and Megan took advantage of it as I knew she would. Yep her lips encase my cobra. Since there were no cars I take my time driving. Oh yeah, Megan Fox, shitty acting but the looks of a porn star.

Other than the sounds of sucking, it was quiet; well I did let out some moans every now and then.

We reached the parking lot and my car was safe and sound. "We're here," I announce.

"Well I guess this is where we part ways," Megan says while licking the last of my cum off her lips.

"Yeah."

"It was pleasure meeting you, Mr. Cobra."

"Likewise Ms. Fox, likewise."

I walk to my car as I open the door I look up and wave to Ms. Fox. She waves back and drive away. She still had that disappointed look in eye I could tell but I had business to attend to. I get and turn on the engine. As I began to drive out I stop and think, I turn my head to left which was Megan Fox's condo and then I my head right which was my place and after a minute of thinking I made my decision. Left it is!

****

A MONTH LATER

I was now trailing Kate Upton, four capsules had been filled with the cum juice of four celeb hotties, I just needed two more, however there was now a damper on the plan but in time I would handle that, right now I just needed to get Ms. Upton.

It was Thursday evening and I was now in Connecticut, destination Yale. The University's spring break was next week, in preparation for it the school was having a party tomorrow afternoon and Kate Upton was the guest. It another one of those celeb contests things. The winning class would sail on a yacht alone with Ms. Upton to Bermuda where she was doing modeling for the entire week.

As soon as I checked into a nearby hotel I left to visit Yale. I proceed to walk and then I hear a woman talking on the phone.

"Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

Wait a second that voice, I recognize it; it was the same woman from the convention! I quickly open my car and get a ski mask. I sneak up behind her and put her in a sleeper hold.

****

I wait till no one is around and piggy back her to my hotel room. Good thing I got a room on the ground floor not because she was heavy it was because I did not want to chance and get exposed.

I wake her up.

"Huh? What's going on, I'm bound, what the hell is this."

"Hello there."

"Holy shit, please don't rape and murder me!"

"I won't rape you but murdering you is entirely up to you."

"Please let me go," she cries.

"I'll let you go when I'm ready to let you go!"

"What do you want with me?"

"You and I have met before!"

"We have?"

"Yes and if I didn't know any better I say you were following me, I mean what are the odds we meet up here!"

"What are you talking about?"

"The marvel convention, you were there!"

"Oh that, yes I was."

"Yes and you bumped into me twice!"

"Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

"Enough! Who are you!?"

"My name, my name, my name."

"Will you please stop stuttering?"

"I can't help it."

"You're working those who tried to abduct Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence!"

"That's a lie, I just happen to be there because I like Marvel, that's it."

"Really now?"

"Yes, I'm not lying.

"We'll see." I reach into my briefcase and pull out a syringe

"What is that? What are you going to do with that?!"

I approach and stick the needle in her leg. She makes a cringing noise

"What did you do to me?"

"Truth serum, in a few seconds I will have what I want."

I wait for seconds and then speak. "Is your name Ayita Stillwater?"

"Yes."

"Are you a senior at Yale?"

"Yes."

"Is film studies really your major?"

"Yes."

"Are you part of the group seeking to abduct female celebrities?"

"No."

"That person you were talking to, is that person apart of the group seeking to abduct female celebrities?"

"No."

"Well everything seems to be in order for the moment."

"What is this about?" She asks.

"That's classified. Now listen, inside of you right now are millions of nano bombs. Yes I've injected that into you as well."

"Do you have class tomorrow?"

"Yes."

"Good here's what you are going to do. I'll be joining your little band and you will tell them that I'm a friend visiting Yale. Understood?"

"Yes."

"Good, do this and you'll get back to the reservation alive."

"What you planning to do."

"Leave that to me."

"Oh I see, you wanna meet Kate Upton and go on that yacht trip."

"What you say is true."

"Well good luck with that, our class won't win."

"Oh leave that to me."

I start to leave.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"To get some food, by the way what size are you?"

"Excuse me?!"

"You need some clothing for tomorrow."

Her eyes widen in horror.

"That's right you're not going home, I can't have you calling the police."

"Please you can trust me!"

"Yeah no." I approach her chair and turn her around so she could watch some TV. "Sit tight. Tell me your size so I can be on my way." She was embarrassed but she tells me. "I'll see you later."

"Wait, you haven't told me your name."

"It's John, John Cobra." I say and leave.

"John Cobra, it's dangerous and yet...Sexy."

****

"I'm assuming this class is about two hours, eh Pokahotass?"

"Yes and can you please not call me that."

That was the nickname I was giving her, even though she did not like it she was my hostage and I was going to call her whatever I like.

"You're problem is that you lack confidence, you should cherish your nickname."

"I hate you."

"Well it is your best interest not to piss me off."

"Well, well who is this?"

I turn to see the redhead coming to greet Pokahotass.

"Oh hey, Levy."

"You didn't come home last night and here I find you with a guy."

"Wait it's not want you think?"

"Right, like I'm going to believe that."

"So stranger what's your name?"

"John Cobra is the name."

"John Cobra, sexy and dangerous, nice. You did well."

"Nothing happened."

"Elisabeth, guess what."

"What?"

"Ayita lost her virginity to this guy."

"That's not true."

"Well I didn't think you had it in you," the blonde named Elisabeth says.

"Nothing happened."

"Well if that's the truth then why didn't you come home last night?"

"Ohhhh, you didn't come home last night," Elisabeth grins.

"Will you girls cut this out, this isn't high school, we're college seniors!"

"Indeed." I say.

"Don't agree with me!"

I clean my throat and pull out my phone. She knew what this meant.

"Alright everyone let's get started," the instructor Dr. Protip says.

"Hey, Lance Ayita lost her v card to this guy right here," Elisabeth announce.

"Wow, are you serious?"

"Yes."

"So Ayita how much did you pay him?"

"How dare you!"

"What I'm just saying you have low self-esteem and not even attractive."

Elisabeth slaps him over the head. "You ass!"

"What she needed to know the truth."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," Levy says.

"Yeah obviously Mr. what is your name?"

"John Cobra."

"Ohhh, dangerous sexy, I like that."

"Yeah I was thinking that too."

"I bet you were thinking that too, Ayita."

"That, that's not true."

"Oh please you're so bad at lying."

"See Lance, there's someone for everybody you're just jealous because you don't have a girlfriend."

"Well if you ladies gave me the time of day."

"Please cut this shit out we're in class!" Pokahotass screamed.

"Alight enough profanity; take your seats so we can begin," Dr. Protip says sternly.

****

Then two hours pass and we head to the contest.

"So after your plan to travel with Kate Upton fails what then?"

"My plan won't fail."

"We'll see."

"You're concern sure be ensuring your own survival, Pokahotass."

"So what are you lovebirds up to?" Levy asks.

"Oh for fucks sake!"

"Yeah I'm sure that will be happening, maybe I can join you."

"Go on," I say.

"Grrrr, we don't have time for this bullshit!" Pokahotass yells and grabs my hand and go ahead of the others.

"That woman is a pain in my ass."

"Yeah I know that feeling, my comrades were a pain but they were good, at least the ones that didn't try to betray me."

"Well I am sorry to hear that, let's just get this failed plan of yours over with."

"Right, let me handle this."

"What should I do?"

"Go make yourself useful and get some food."

"You'll have to get your own food, they won't allow me to get food for others you dumbass!"

"Do want me to pull the phone out because I will and you will die in front of all these people."

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!"

"Enough, go get your food and sit at that table, I'll be with you shortly."

Once Pokahotass is gone I get in line to meet Ms. Upton. Even after I succeed there's no telling where those celeb abductors are but I will fine them, I just hope I am not too late.

"Hello Ms. Upton, my name is John Cobra."

"John Cobra, I like it, dangerous sexy."

"Not as sexy as you."

"Oh Mr. Cobra you a quite the charmer."

"Well I try."

"And succeed."

"Why thank you Ms. Upton. It's been a pleasure."

"No the pleasure is all mine."

****

After a few minutes of chatter I meet up with Pokahotass but her annoying friends were with her.

"Allow me to formally introduce myself, Elisabeth Porter."

"I'm Levy Armstrong."

"So how long have you two known each other?"

"Well not long and we're just friends."

"Yeah friends with benefits."

"Sigh, remind me to tomahawk you, bitch."

"What it's nothing to be ashamed of."

"Yeah of course I would get that from you."

"Hey this isn't about me."

"Elisabeth's right."

"Sigh."

"I hate interrupt but you ladies are going to want to hear this announcement," I say.

"Attention everybody, it's time for the winning class." A man spoke.

A ballad box was handed to Kate Upton and she pulls out winning class which was the class I was in just as planned.

The two girls were screaming in joy while Pokahotass just stood there with her mouth agape.

The event carried on and we had to make sure we arrive at the dock by 9am. A bus would be waiting at the school at 7 for those who needed transportation.

"How did you do it?" Pokahotass asks.

"A magician never reveals their secrets. By the way you can go to your dorm tonight."

"Really?"

"Just don't do anything stupid."

"You wanna bang Kate Upton, right?"

"Yes."

"Honestly you men."

"It's the way of the world, Pokahotass, the way of the shitty ass world."

"I believe the world can change but first we must target the areas of control like Hollyweird, man I hate them so much. Whitewashing everything, every anime, they're even trying to get Scarlet Johansson to play Major Motoko Kusangi in the Ghost in the Shell live action movie. If they don't change it I'm not watching that garbage! And video games and foreign films they fuck up, even the Bible! And all these fucking reboots! Man I hate them so much!"

"Yeah that's Hollyweird but it's not just them its America and the entire world! But griping about won't do a damn thing, you have take action! These so-called leaders underestimate the people but there are some of us who are willing to rise up! There are some of us who are willing to take what is rightfully ours and more! No matter how many times we fail we rise up better than before!"

"Um."

"I sound weird yes but as for yourself are you willing to make a change? Are you tired of putting up with the bullshit of our so-called leaders!?

"Well yeah."

"Well Pokahotass actions speak louder than words, you're eyes are slowly opening but one day they will be wide! And then you will bear your fangs upon the world!"

"Wait, are you planning to abduct Kate Upton?"

I laugh, "Silly Pokahotass, if I wanted to I would have done it already."

"I believe you."

"Now I must go! See you on the yacht."

****

8:30am: I arrive.

"This is gonna be fun!" Elisabeth cheered.

"Oh yes," said Lance. "Kate Upton in a bikini, who knows maybe I'll get lucky." He suddenly notices me. "Hey he can't be here; he's not in our class."

"That's what I told Ms. Upton but she insisted he come, something about being an old friend," Dr. Protip explains.

"What the FUCK!?"

"I didn't think I was going to be on a yacht till a few more years" Ayita says to me.

"Set your ambitions high and you'll be doing this everyday if you want to, Pokahotass."

She simply nodded.

A few seconds later Kate Upton appears. "Hello everyone, you may come aboard." She begins shaking everyone's hand but when she reached me she hugs. "Good to see you, John."

"A pleasure, Kate."

****

The cruise would be boring if not for the site a few beautiful girls in the swimsuits.

"John will you put some oil on my back," Ms. Upton asks.

"Yes of course."

"John, will you put some on my back when you get through?" Levy asks as well.

"Um sure."

"Elisabeth, would you like...?"

"No I'm good."

"Oh yeah I forgot you would like..."

"Shut up, Levy!"

"Ayita?" I ask.

"No I'm fine thank you very much."

I proceed to put rub the oil on Kate.

"Oh that's nice. You're hands are like magic."

"Thank you, I aim to please."

Out of the corner of my eye I could see that that Lance guy was green with envy. He's thinking "That bastard is stealing my thunder! That should be me wooing Kate; I'm the better looking man!" Some guys got it and some don't.

****

The evening came. All of us were dressed fancy. We entered the dining hall and made our way to the VIP table. Of course all of us were VIP but only a select few sat at the table next to Kate Upton. It was her, her manager, the instructor, I and my so-called friends Pokahotass and really her two friends Levy and Elisabeth. Kate and her manager hadn't arrived yet so it was just us, we had permission to sit of course.

"Hey, I must say you girls look lovely," Lance said and force himself a seat next to Levy and Elisabeth.

Levy shakes her head.

"Ass," Elisabeth murmured.

A second later Kate Upton and her manager arrive. "Ma'am," the manager noticed Lance.

"It's alright."

"Hello everyone."

"Hello," all of us said.

"So are you all enjoying yourselves?"

"Of course, Kate, and I must say you have on lovely dress," Lance said.

"So Dr. Protip, how long have you been an instructor at Yale?"

"15 years, I got my PhD and everything from here."

"Do you teach graduate?"

"Oh yes."

"I'm thinking applying there for grad school."

"Well I think you'll fit right in, just don't expect special treatment."

"Of course. So John what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a salesman for Avon."

"Avon?" Lance questioned in disgust. "Men shouldn't be selling makeup!"

"Oh that's fascinating; I'm actually supposed to model for them next month."

"They make excellent products," Levy said.

"Oh yes," Elisabeth agreed.

"John, could you get me a good deal?" Dr. Protip asks.

"Don't be cheap, doc," Elisabeth said. "John go full price."

"Make it a 2 for 1 deal so Ayita can get something," Levy said.

"Oh no please, I'm no good with cosmetics."

"Avon does sell other stuff."

"Yeah some women just don't have it," Lance said.

"Oh hogwash, I'm sure she's good for it," I say, coming to Pokahotass' defense from a clearly attempt to insult her.

"Oh I agree John," Kate said.

The manager, doctor and two other women nodded in agreement.

During the dinner Kate asked the three grad women what were they're hopes and dreams. Lance was so angry even though he did not show it; Kate wasn't going to give him any attention. She would occasionally ask my or the doc's or her manager's input but nothing from Lance.

After dessert came, Kate left briefly to chat with her other guests. See if only that fool would have waited then he would've gotten some attention. He has no one to blame but himself.

****

The night went on and soon it was after midnight. I was about to turn in but there came a knock at the door. I open to find Kate Upton in a white bra, white panties with white stocking and white suspenders.

I smile. "For the moment I didn't think it would happen this fast."

She smiles and closes the door and then locks it. "Oh Mr. Cobra I've been thinking about you since Friday. I've been playing with myself but it's not enough, I want your king cobra, John. I want to feel it slither inside me!"

"Well come get it."

Kate licked her lips and started running slow toward me. She wanted me to see her tits bounce. I caught her and my hands were slowly caressing her. We kiss. My hands unclasp her bra and with that off my right hand cupped her left breast while my right hand gropes her ass.

A second later I was on top of her; my hot wet tongue encased her left nipple while my right was groping her right breast gently.

"Oh yes, oh hell yes!" She groaned happily.

I look down and see her panties getting moist. I gently remove them and begin sucking her juices. I stop and remove my pajamas.

"Yes show me that king cobra!"

I start kissing her some more.

"It's been too long," she said.

"You could have easily had anyone."
"Of course but I am picky, if I wasn't I would easily talk to the Lance guy."

"Yeah I notice you barely said anything to him."

"Uninvited guests will be treated like uninvited guests. The only the reason I did not send him away at dinner was because it might have created a scene. As you noticed he was quite rude."

"Yeah."

"Well that's what rudeness gets him, now enough about him let's get back to it."

We resume kissing and she gets on top of me and gets my cobra slithering inside. "Oh yes!" She moaned

She starts going up and down slowing. I touch her white belly button piercing and she picks up speed. Another hot celeb was now mine and she would crave more of my cobra, we still have another day at sea and then the entire week. Perhaps that Levy girl would want in, I mean she seem interested, maybe even Elisabeth, hell even Pokahotass. But right now this was about the Goddess Kate Upton.

She cums and smiles at me.

"I aim to please."

"And you do."

"But it's not over yet, I have to do the work now."

This time we fuck slowly against the wall.

"Oh, John! Would you fight for me?"

"Yeah I would."

We were now on the carpet; I was thrusting into her hard. It felt like we could go on forever. I played with her tits, her moans were loud and long, it didn't matter if anyone heard, it's not like many on this wasn't fucking anyway. There were 24 students aboard this ship and few staff so not everyone was asleep. She held on to me tight as I exploded venom inside of her.

She starts sucking me clean. Such talent she had. "It tastes good," she said happily. "Oh getting hard already again."

"You ready for another go?"

"Use me as long as you want Mr. Cobra."

"Your wish is my command."

We now engaged in butter churner position. I go in on slowly.

"Next time we fuck in the swimming pool," she stated.

"Yes!"

"Oh yeah keep that nice rockin motion going."

I keep going and going. After her the hard work begins but till then I'll enjoy now.

"Oh, John I'm going to cum."

"Do what you have to do."

"Oh I intend to."

A few seconds later it was done. "Kate you're a masterpiece."

"Thank you, it's always nice to receive complements from my fans," she smirked.

These women, they were golden eggs. She begins cleaning me off and once that was done we would get some sleep. Kate heads into the bathroom and while she there I collect her pussy juice in the capsule. Five down one to go!

I turn lights off and Kate and I were in bed, I was fully naked but she still had on her white stockings and white suspenders still.

****

I was asleep and then I awoke to a popping noise and then screaming. More popping was heard but that popping was no popping it was the sound of gunfire. "Kate, wake up." I start shaking her.

"Was is it?" She asks tiredly.

"Get up and get down on the floor now!"

"What?!"

"Please just do it."

She does this as I reach for my pistol and bathrobe.

"What's going on?" She suddenly hears screaming and gunfire.

"Stay down please." I open the door slightly and see two armed men heading my way. I close to the door.

"We're being attacked. Keep your head down."

She nods as I enter the bathroom.

A second later the door was kicked open and I fire at them and they go down. I race to the door and see another one and fire at him. "Got him!"

Two of them shoot at me before ducking.

"Kate, go somewhere safe!"

She puts on the bathrobe she came in and grabs a submachine gun for protection and dashes out while I cover her.

****

There was too many of them but I hold my own. Good thing I killed those two coming inside my room because they had spare ammo. Another one comes out with a woman as shield so I do most logical thing I could do. I shoot them both.

One of them throws a grenade and I take cover. Another throws one and they move in closer. Shit I was getting boxed in. I grab a smoke grenade and with that I shoot and run out the room.

"They got Ms. Upton!" A person yelled.

"Shit!" I screamed.

A few minutes later the enemy was retreating and then I heard propellers. Bullets ripped through the ship. The only thing I could was take cover because I didn't have the fire power to deal with a gunship. Its machine gun was just tip of the iceberg. The gunfire soon died away my position; it was heading through the ship making sure everybody was dead.

I move slowly, all round me was debris and corpses. This was a total clusterfuck. I collect ammo and continue walking and then I hear the groaning of an insurgent. I approach and execute him and move on till I reach my room. The bed was shredded, pretty much everything was just gone but my suitcase remained. I change into what wasn't messed up and leave. I had to get off the ship and rescue Kate. Those bastards have crossed me for the last time!

I continue walking and then I hear "Holy shit its Mr. Cobra!" I look to Levy smiling.

"Well you two are fortunate to still be alive."

"Yeah you're telling me."

"Everyone listen up, the coastguard is on the way, please head to the dinning room unless you are injured then we'll get you to first aid," The captain orders.

"You go in ahead."

"What about you?"

"They took Ms. Upton so i'm going after them."

"What do you mean they took her!?" Lance shouted.

"That's what I'm saying, they took her."

"FUCK!" He screamed and kicked an insurgent corpse. "We have to find Kate, she was feeling me."

"You two need to stay here where it's safe."

"Why should you be the one to rescue her?!" Lance demands.

"I'm a professional."

"Thank goodness you all are ok," Ayita says and breaths a sigh of relief.

"Are you ok?" Levy asks.

"Yeah, just cold, I hid in the freezer. How's everyone else?"

"Dr. Protip got shot protecting Elisabeth," Levy said grimly. "She's pretty shook up by it. They were fucking," she says to me. "The coastguard is coming so we wait it out."

"I have no intention of waiting, I'm going to find Kate Upton!"

"What are you telling me they kidnapped Kate Upton?" Ayita questioned.

"Yes they have."

"John, were they the same people who tried to kidnap Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence?"

"Yes that's them."

"Wait a minute it sounds like you knew about this, Mr. Cobra and you too Ayita!" Lance said and points his gun at me.

"Lance will you put the gun," Levy said calmly.

"Levy don't you see? They're all in on this; everything was going good till he showed up!"

"Lance calm down."

"I can't! I was supposed to be getting Kate Upton not him!"

"Lance will you please stop this?"

"Shut it Levy, you Mr. Cobra tell me what's your plan?!"

"My plan is to rescue her."

"You knew about this! And you did too?"

"Hey I'm only know what John told me and he was the one who saved Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence from getting kidnapped."

"That was you?"

"Yes it was. And they struck again."

"If it's the truth, how come you didn't tell anybody!?"

"It's classified."

"Classified?"

"But I will tell you. It started with just a tabloid. It stated that the Terrorists were planning to abduct the female celebs and have them bare the children of the Terrorists thus creating more fear and make people realize they will never be safe anywhere. Nobody took it seriously; it's funny that what seems to be ridiculous turns out to be the very real thing. But it happened and Kate Upton is second celeb taken by them."

"Well which group did it?"

"Not sure but not all are middle eastern, one was Pilipino and another guy was white."

Lance's eyes widen in horror.

"Normally I would not have given a shit but they have disrupted my plans for last the time!"

"You said Kate Upton was second celeb taken by them, who's the first?" Ayita questioned.

"She's the only one worth selling my soul. And that person is..."

"Holy shit its Kim Kardashian!" Lance exclaimed.

I shoot Lance in the right leg and Ayita screams. I approach him and kicked his gun away. "That was being an ass." He groans and calls me a bastard. Next I shoot him the right arm and he screams louder. "That was for pointing a gun at me." I shoot in the right foot. "And that's for mentions that worthless whore!" I turn to both of them. "Take note from this." I spray him and he loses consciousness.

A few security guards came running. "What happened?" One asks.

"Insurgent wasn't quite dead," I explain. I point to Lance. "He's alive but unconscious." They get him and take him to the first aid station.

I begin and the two women were right behind me.

"So who is the first celeb worth selling your soul?" Levy asks.

"Sasha Grey!"

Levy's eyes widen in delight. "Ah yes I would totally sell my soul for her! Let's do this John, let's rescue her and have a threesome!"

I nod. "Let's head the my room."

"Wait do you even know where the terrorists have taken Ms. Upton and Ms. Grey?" Aytia questions.

"Of course, tracker device, when the fighting was dying down I managed to get it on one of the terrorists."

"I should have known."

"You underestimate me, Pokahotass."

****

We were in my room. "Um I'm having second thoughts about going?" Aytia says nervously.

"Don't be a coward," Levy says.

"I'm not being a coward I'm being cautious. We have no experience in this sort of thing."

I grab Levy by her arm and spray her and she looses conscious. Aytia's eyes widen horror and attempt to run but I was quick and put her a sleeper hold.

I take control of the AC throughout the yacht and emit gas which pulls everyone to sleep. Once everyone was out I press an emergency beacon. Everyone's memories would be wiped clean of me.

****

I track the insurgent down to an "uninhabitable island" and swim until I reach shore. I strip out my scuba gear and begin walking.

Suddenly a rifle is pointing strait at me and many others popped out nowhere.

"Did you honestly think you could sneak around our island without us knowing it?" An insurgent said. "Now put your hands behind your head and move."

They escort me to their campsite which was filled to the brim with insurgents. "I've entered the hornet's nest."

"Quiet!" The lead insurgent barked.

They take me inside a building and escort me downstairs to a basement that was diming lit. I see two men carrying Kate Upton in hand and leg cuffs and a mouth gag appear and then two men carrying Sasha Grey in the same way appear.

"Welcome!" A high pitched voice said. The person steps out from the shadows. He was an average looking guy wear a white lab coat. "I'm Doctor Phallus "

"I'm guessing you're the man in charge, right?"

"Yes and who are you?"

"My name is John Cobra."

"Were you the one who stopped the abduction last time?"

"If you are referring to the marvel convention then yes that was me. Why are you doing this?"

"A celebrity harem. I will have Scarlett, Jennifer and many others of my choosing. Take him out and kill him!" He barks to his guards. There's was an explosion. "What the fuck was that?!"

"We're under attack!" An insurgent reports.

A hole on blown and several men dress in fatigues and black helmets enter into the basement. I punch an insurgent and grab a submachine and shoot at Mr. Phallus but he escapes through a secret passage way. Darn! I set Kate Upton and Sasha Grey free.

Kate Upton hugs me. "Thank you."

"Commander, do you want to set the bombs?"

"Yes," I say. "But don't blow up the building yet, we must find Mr. Phallus. Get Ms. Upton and Ms. Grey out of here."

"Yes sir!" They say and salute.

****

I was heading down the corridor. An insurgent tries to fire at me but I was quicker. "Doctor Phallus!"

"I'm here Mr. Cobra."

I raise my rifle.

"Wait, wouldn't you want to fight me with honor?"

I fire several shots and he goes down. "Honor served." I leave.

****

The helicopter takes off. "All forces begin withdrawing from the island," I ordered. Once the island is deserted we sink it. Kate starts laying against me.

"You got a name, stranger?" Ms. Grey questions.

"John Cobra."

"Sexy and yet dangerous."

Time passes and we land. Sasha, Kate and I receive food and medical care.

The Next Day

"Now I get to have you all to myself." Sasha says to me happily. Yes the time had come as last. Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey! "Now Ms. Grey you will refer to me as Sir, understand?"

"Yes Sir."

"Alright let's get started. Remove you clothing save the suspender fishnet stockings and stiletto heels."

"Yes Sir."

I approach her and look her up and down and then I probe her lips. "Nice, very nice." I grab her by her hair and then grab her right tit and then the left tit and then smack both of them twice.

I circle around while she remains still and emotionless. I slap her ass.

I bring in two black poles that extend and I begin the process of tying her arms and legs to the black poles and then I do the same to her tits. Once that was done I bring in the brief case full of goodies. "Oh yes we are going some fun."

The first thing I pull out was a butt plug. I give it a few good gobs of spit and then I insert slowly into Ms. Grey's asshole. Have to get it ready for me later.

Next I put a spiky collar around her neck and then a Death Star ball gag in her mouth. I start playing with her nipples, getting them all hard and once that was done I attach nipple clamps to them and I attach them to the Death Star ball gag. She made a grunt noise as I did it. I pull down the gag. "Do want me to stop?"

"Oh no continue, Sir."

I put the Death Star ball gag back in. She watches me as I pull out a black paddle and go behind her. I touch both ass cheeks with my hand and then lightly tap it with the paddle. I give her ass a smack. She makes a painful groaning noise and then I give her second with is followed by the sound of pleasure. I smack her ass again and again and again and again and again and each time was met with pleasurous moans.

I sigh happily and proceed to probe her lovely pussy. She lets a moan and I smirk as I lick a finger. Hmmmm, Sasha Grey's pussy juice! I start again and slap her pussy twice and then I put two fingers into her mouth, making her taste herself. She grins at me and I proceed to untie her legs and make a few adjustments. She was now on her knees, I pull on the nipple clamps for a second to make her feel more pleasurous pain and then I unzip my pants. It was time to try out her mouth.

"Oh yes, Sir, I'm ready for your fat King Cobra!"

She opens her mouth and I forcefully insert my cobra in and she begins sucking slowly and then fast but again. "Oh fuck yes!" I put my hands on her head as she continues to suck. The sucking noise was music to my ears. I do a little bit of the work but she wanted to do it all so I let her. I pause to untie one of her hands so she could wank me.

"Please continue fucking my face, sir."

I rapid fire on her mouth and then stop so she could mouth my balls. I slap her face with my cobra. "It loves you Sasha, it loves you very much."

Some of my venom comes out and she licks it right up.

"How good was I, Sir?"

"Rank number 1 of the deep throat department."

"Was there any doubt, sir?"

"Nope."

"What now, Sir?"

"Rim me, Ms. Grey."

Sasha begins the licking. She starts with my ass cheeks and then lightly goes in my asshole. Being licked Sasha Grey, fucking awesome! She starts going in deeper and then I hear a moan coming from her. She was playing with herself. "Hey did I give you permission to play with yourself?!"

"No Sir."

"Well until I say so don't!"

"Yes Sir!"

She continues to lick my asshole. Oh fuck!

I untie her and retie her. This time she was on her back with legs high up tied to two of the poles and I handcuff her to one the third pole. I give her tits a break. "I'm going to fuck you in the pussy now."

"Give it to me, Sir!"

I ease in and start thrusting. I go faster and faster, Sasha moans and groans through the Death Star ball gag. I stop slap her cunt and then dive back in.

"Oh, oh I'm gonna cum!"

I pull out.

"No, no!"

"I think you know what to do."

"Please let me, Sir! Please!"

"Very well."

I thrust again.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh fucking shit!" She cried out.

"Oh Sasha!"

"Oh Sir!"

She climax and I watch the beauty stream pour forward.

"Oh shit, sir," she moaned.

I let her rest for a minute while I go to get something else out of my briefcase.

"It's time for some shock therapy," I announced happily. First adjust her legs so they would cross and then I shock both feet. She lets a scream of pain and pleasure. "You like that, you like that don't you?"

"Yes Sir."

I shock both ass cheeks. Next I shock her clit. She moans loudly. "What's my name?"

"John Cobra."

I smack her ass hard. "Wrong." What's my name?"

"Sir."

"That's correct Ms. Grey."

I shock her right tit and she screams in pain and pleasure and then left tit. "I think that's enough of that but." I shock one last time on the clit and screams the loudest. "Now we are done."

I start to unbind Ms. Grey. "You did well," I say and slap her right face cheek.

"Thank you, Sir."

I pull out the butt plug out.

"Are you gonna put that fat King Cobra in my ass now, Sir?"

"Oh yes I am!" I carry Sasha Grey to her sofa and she was lying on her left side. She helps me get her ass cheeks spread apart and I insert my cobra inside.

"Oh fuck!" She cried out.

"Yeah right in that tight ass of yours!" I start thrusting while chocking her.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

I go faster and faster and then slow and then I pick up speed. I spit in her face. "Oh yeah you dirty bitch! You like that?"

"Yes Sir I love it!"

I slap her ass hard and then I start pulling her hair and I slap her again in the face.

"Oh don't stop, Sir, don't stop!"

"Oh you sick fuck!"

"Oh I'm a good fuck, Sir, a good FUCK!"

I continue thrusting and then I pull out and she kisses me for the first time since we started. I return the kiss and she playfully slaps me. I now found myself handcuffed to the poles she was now in control but only because I gave it to her. She gets my cobra back in her ass and starts bouncing fast. She scratches me with her nails and then kisses me again. She pitches both of my nipples hard.

"What's my name?"

"Sasha Grey."

"Say my name."

"Sasha Grey."

"SAY MY FUCKING NAME!"

"SASHA FUCKING GREY!"

"That's right!" She says and let go of my nipples. She does the reverse and resumes fucking me. "Can I play with myself, Sir?"

"You have my permission to do so."

"Oh man I could die!" I say happily. Yes, first Taylor, then Scarlett, Jennifer, Megan, Kate and now you Ms. Grey. It's pity I can't continue this but I will remember this forever and so will you and the rest of the hot female celebs.

"Yes oh fuck yes! She screams while rubbing her clit while still being impaled in the ass by my King Cobra. I start going on up and down on her.

A second later pulls out and starts sucking me again. Such a good deep throat! "Oh shit!" She starts making the sucking noise. That's right, go as long as you need to. After she stops I tell her to suck on my toes which she delightfully did.

After that she gets behind me and finger fucks my ass. "I have to check you out, you don't look so good, Sir."

"If this is Grey's anatomy then I gratefully accept it."

She presses her finger deeper into my ass. "Oh my!" It wasn't long before she began eating my ass again.

After eating my ass she starts flogging me. "How does it feel, Sir?"

"Since it's you I'll let it slide."

She removes my handcuffs and hands me the flogger with I use on her ass and tits for five minutes each. After that I take her up the ass one last time. I have one hand grabbing her hair and the other around her neck.
"Oh yeah, oh yes, Sir! Fuck me fuck me fuck me!"

"That's right, take it all you bitch! Take all my venom!"

She was rubbing her clit and I pause and tell her to give me some. I suck her fingers before resuming.

"Oh Sir you're King Cobra is fucking good!"

"Here it comes!" I cum inside her ass and with a few more thrusts I pull out and watch the creampie.

"Oh fuckin shit!" Sasha cried out in happiness.

I turn her around and she licks the venom seeping out of her ass. I finger her a minute and her lick up her juice and then I wank my King Cobra and let what venom that remained hit her face and she use her hand to get the rest that dripped off her chin.

****

It was done. She heads up to take a shower and I clean up and collect her juice in the capsule. The mission was done. Once Sasha was done she drives me to my hotel suite. We share one last kiss before we go our separate ways.

All six capsules were complete with the ejaculation of the celebs Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Megan Fox, Kate Upton and Sasha Grey. The mission is completed.

A beautiful woman would soon be created with the angelic voice of Taylor Swift, the maturity of Scarlett Johansson, the endurance of Jennifer Lawrence, the looks of Megan Fox, the rockin body of Kate Upton and the sexual skills of Sasha Grey.

I drive off into the sunset and give a loud battle cry: COBRA!!

THE END"Oh yes, Sir, I'm ready for your fat King Cobra!"

She opens her mouth and I forcefully insert my cobra in and she begins sucking slowly and then fast but again. "Oh fuck yes!" I put my hands on her head as she continues to suck. The sucking noise was music to my ears. I do a little bit of the work but she wanted to do it all so I let her. I pause to untie one of her hands so she could wank me.

"Please continue fucking my face, sir."

I rapid fire on her mouth and then stop so she could mouth my balls. I slap her face with my cobra. "It loves you Sasha, it loves you very much."

Some of my venom comes out and she licks it right up.

"How good was I, Sir?"

"Rank number 1 of the deep throat department."

"Was there any doubt, sir?"

"Nope."

"What now, Sir?"

"Rim me, Ms. Grey."

Sasha begins the licking. She starts with my ass cheeks and then lightly goes in my asshole. Being licked Sasha Grey, fucking awesome! She starts going in deeper and then I hear a moan coming from her. She was playing with herself. "Hey did I give you permission to play with yourself?!"

"No Sir."

"Well until I say so don't!"

"Yes Sir!"

She continues to lick my asshole. Oh fuck!

I untie her and retie her. This time she was on her back with legs high up tied to two of the poles and I handcuff her to one the third pole. I give her tits a break. "I'm going to fuck you in the pussy now."

"Give it to me, Sir!"

I ease in and start thrusting. I go faster and faster, Sasha moans and groans through the Death Star ball gag. I stop slap her cunt and then dive back in.

"Oh, oh I'm gonna cum!"

I pull out.

"No, no!"

"I think you know what to do."

"Please let me, Sir! Please!"

"Very well."

I thrust again.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh fucking shit!" She cried out.

"Oh Sasha!"

"Oh Sir!"

She climax and I watch the beauty stream pour forward.

"Oh shit, sir," she moaned.

I let her rest for a minute while I go to get something else out of my briefcase.

"It's time for some shock therapy," I announced happily. First adjust her legs so they would cross and then I shock both feet. She lets a scream of pain and pleasure. "You like that, you like that don't you?"

"Yes Sir."

I shock both ass cheeks. Next I shock her clit. She moans loudly. "What's my name?"

"John Cobra."

I smack her ass hard. "Wrong." What's my name?"

"Sir."

"That's correct Ms. Grey."

I shock her right tit and she screams in pain and pleasure and then left tit. "I think that's enough of that but." I shock one last time on the clit and screams the loudest. "Now we are done."

I start to unbind Ms. Grey. "You did well," I say and slap her right face cheek.

"Thank you, Sir."

I pull out the butt plug out.

"Are you gonna put that fat King Cobra in my ass now, Sir?"

"Oh yes I am!" I carry Sasha Grey to her sofa and she was lying on her left side. She helps me get her ass cheeks spread apart and I insert my cobra inside.

"Oh fuck!" She cried out.

"Yeah right in that tight ass of yours!" I start thrusting while chocking her.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

I go faster and faster and then slow and then I pick up speed. I spit in her face. "Oh yeah you dirty bitch! You like that?"

"Yes Sir I love it!"

I slap her ass hard and then I start pulling her hair and I slap her again in the face.

"Oh don't stop, Sir, don't stop!"

"Oh you sick fuck!"

"Oh I'm a good fuck, Sir, a good FUCK!"

I continue thrusting and then I pull out and she kisses me for the first time since we started. I return the kiss and she playfully slaps me. I now found myself handcuffed to the poles she was now in control but only because I gave it to her. She gets my cobra back in her ass and starts bouncing fast. She scratches me with her nails and then kisses me again. She pitches both of my nipples hard.

"What's my name?"

"Sasha Grey."

"Say my name."

"Sasha Grey."

"SAY MY FUCKING NAME!"

"SASHA FUCKING GREY!"

"That's right!" She says and let go of my nipples. She does the reverse and resumes fucking me. "Can I play with myself, Sir?"

"You have my permission to do so."

"Oh man I could die!" I say happily. Yes, first Taylor, then Scarlett, Jennifer, Megan, Kate and now you Ms. Grey. It's pity I can't continue this but I will remember this forever and so will you and the rest of the hot female celebs.

"Yes oh fuck yes! She screams while rubbing her clit while still being impaled in the ass by my King Cobra. I start going on up and down on her.

A second later pulls out and starts sucking me again. Such a good deep throat! "Oh shit!" She starts making the sucking noise. That's right, go as long as you need to. After she stops I tell her to suck on my toes which she delightfully did.

After that she gets behind me and finger fucks my ass. "I have to check you out, you don't look so good, Sir."

"If this is Grey's anatomy then I gratefully accept it."

She presses her finger deeper into my ass. "Oh my!" It wasn't long before she began eating my ass again.

After eating my ass she starts flogging me. "How does it feel, Sir?"

"Since it's you I'll let it slide."

She removes my handcuffs and hands me the flogger with I use on her ass and tits for five minutes each. After that I take her up the ass one last time. I have one hand grabbing her hair and the other around her neck.

"Oh yeah, oh yes, Sir! Fuck me fuck me fuck me!"

"That's right, take it all you bitch! Take all my venom!"

She was rubbing her clit and I pause and tell her to give me some. I suck her fingers before resuming.

"Oh Sir you're King Cobra is fucking good!"

"Here it comes!" I cum inside her ass and with a few more thrusts I pull out and watch the creampie.

"Oh fuckin shit!" Sasha cried out in happiness.

I turn her around and she licks the venom seeping out of her ass. I finger her a minute and her lick up her juice and then I wank my King Cobra and let what venom that remained hit her face and she use her hand to get the rest that dripped off her chin.

****

It was done. She heads up to take a shower and I clean up and collect her juice in the capsule. The mission was done. Once Sasha was done she drives me to my hotel suite. We share one last kiss before we go our separate ways.

All six capsules were complete with the ejaculation of the celebs Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Megan Fox, Kate Upton and Sasha Grey. This where it would all end and begin.

All six capsules were complete with the ejaculation of the celebs Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Megan Fox, Kate Upton and Sasha Grey. This where it would all end and begin.

There was a knock at the door.

I look through the door hole and what a surprise, it was Pokahotass. I open the door. "Well, well. I'm impressed. You've tracked me down."

"It wasn't that hard. I borrowed a small transmitter which I slipped into Sasha Grey's clothing. I knew you would meet her sooner or later."

"Weren't you supposed to be at Yale?"

"Well this was important so I told my military escort to bring me here."

"So what is it that you want, Pokahotass?"

"The bombs inside of me, I want them removed."

"There were never any bombs; I just said that so you would do what I said."

"What?!"

"Yes. Now if that's it you can be on your way."

"Not just yet, haven't you seen the news?"

"No what's important?"

"People want to know who John Cobra is. Some even think you did bring Godzilla here."

"Indeed I did, you and I both know that, even the other women know that."

"But how, just who are you? You don't really work for Avon do you?"

I pick up the briefcase containing the celeb DNA. "You wish to know who I am. Fine I will tell you since you took the trouble to track me down. As you suspected, I don't really work for AVON. My first name is not John either but Cobra is my first name."

"If Cobra is your first name then what is your last name?"

"It's Commander." With that I go into the next room.

****

I could not believe what I heard. I run up the stairs and into the next room to find nothing but a mask on the floor. It was John's face. And then I see a comic book on the floor as well. I gaze at it; this particular comic was by Marvel and then it all made sense to me. Marvel did the GI Joes and they like to do crossovers. It obvious that Cobra Commander had a run in with Deadpool who could break the forth wall and so upon realizing this he slithered into our real world. This also explains how he could get Godzilla, Marvel did Godzilla comics as well. But why he did this?

****

Two weeks later I found out my answer. I went into the local Starship where they were selling a comic adaptation called the Erotic Adventures of Cobra Commander. I begin reading it.

****

Four Months Earlier

My latest world domination plan failed, this made 1002. Nobody seemed to care anymore. As I passed through the hallway I peek into Destro's room and see him fucking The Baroness. As I go to next room and find Tomax getting a blowjob from a female Crimson Guard member while Xamot and fucking her from the back. All these orgies were going on while we were supposed to be taking over the world!

As I pondered what to do next my thought kept going back to sex, sex, sex, sex! It became apparent to me that I was sexually frustrated but I didn't want fuck any of my followers. Serpentor has his own little army sex slaves who are independent of Cobra but they are too scared to ever cross him. That's when it hit me; Serpertor was created by the DNA of many ruthless leaders so I decided I would do the same. I would get the DNA of several hot women and make a woman that would be loyal only to me and I could FUCK anytime I wish.

I secretly left but at this point nobody really cared and then I had run with that Merc With A Mouth and during our fight he starts talking to someone other than me which was strange because there was nobody else around.

****

Present Day

I am back and things have gone worst for Cobra but not for long. I get the six capsules ready and while that is being done I plan my attack. I gut that worthless traitor Major Sebastian Bludd first. Second I capture a female Joe recruit and brainwash her. A week later I succeed in killing Duke, it was gonna happen because he succumbed to depression because of the truth about Scarlett explained by the female Joe recruit. Duke was just brief fling for her, Snake Eyes was always her one true love, not him, never him and once he realized that he gave in into her charms and received a blow job from her. She started sabotaging the Joes like Wild Bill and he showed her why he was really called Wild Bill.

My second greatest creation was done; she was beautiful natural blue haired woman with the angelic voice of Taylor Swift, the maturity of Scarlett Johansson, the endurance of Jennifer Lawrence, the looks of Megan Fox, the rockin body of Kate Upton and the sexual skills of Sasha Grey. I kept her secret from the others till the right time. I use the female Joe recruit to get in to Serpentor's circle.

"You new girl, you and Kaira will be in my bedchamber in twenty minutes, this I command!"

That would be the last time because once they entered his bedchamber I detonated the bombs inside of the Joe. Once the fires were put out I made my way slaughtering his sex slaves and then came face to face with Serpentor and killed him.

Eventually GI Joe is deactivated and I brainwashed Storm Shadow back in my service along with The Baroness, Destro and many others. We've won; it's only a matter of time!

****

So the question had been answered. John Cobra was really Cobra Commander and came to our world to obtain the DNA of six hot celebs to create his own woman. Sigh; there goes the man who eventually stole my heart.

I enter my dorm, I had to go on, Elisabeth, Levy and everyone else, save Lance, rest in peace. As I turn on the light I see someone standing there. It was Samuel L Jackson.

"Why are you in my dorm?"

"I'm here to talk to you about the Cobra Initiative."

"Where do I sign?"

He was a part of an organization determine to turn Hollyweird back into Hollywood. "But how and why me?"

"You recommended by Kate Upton."

My eyes widen in surprise.

"Do you wish to have a codename?"

"It's Pokahotass, it was always Pokahotass."

I was going use my film degree as well as train to become a field agent. We would started by getting rid of the stupid celebs and work our way up.

****

"Nice work on the new song Mr. Beiber," Melissa McBride (Carol) said. "You have some flowers by Selena Gomez."

"Thanks for delivering them."

"You're welcome. By the way she says if you look closely at the flowers they will turn gold."

"Really?"

"Yes just look at the flowers."

"Ok I'm looking but I don't see anything."

"Just keep looking, Justin. Just look at the flowers."

She pulls out a silencer.

"Yes just look at the flowers."

****

I watch the news Baphomet's trial was set to begin and I just don't believe it, there were people rallying to his defense including Baphomet's parents saying that Harry Potter was the influence. These stupid people! This was just a small step, a storm was coming and we would let them know it. We were going to change the world, first Hollywood which was controlled by the evil Illuminati and then politics. Sometime you have to fire with fire, we have to use fear to get want we wanted! Our organization will rise into something great and people will fear it! In a few months I decide to make a video so that people will know John Cobra really was!

****

He does not always save the world but when he does it's so in turn he may conquer it. America once again received a grim reminder that terrorists are not just foreign like Hollywood portrays but they are domestic like the KKK but of all the terrorists out there, there is one who stands a cut above the rest. He is the most dangerous man alive in the world!

CC: "Stay fearful my friends."

We hacked the world's satellites and I uploaded that video so people would know what we are about, we weren't going to be putting up with anymore bullshit, we were going after the world in order to save from those who are rotting it!

I start walking off into the sunset and I give a loud battle cry: COBRA!!

THE END