"6'1, 200lbs, 7.5c, bottom looking for a good time"

You attach a photo of your torso, you're not super muscular, but you are toned enough to be proud of your body. Time to post this ad to see if you land any guys. Mostly out of boredom, but the boner in your shorts is starting to get unbearable.

---About an hour later--

You received a couple messages.