It's the end of high school, and you're a newly single man. So when Kara told you about the party she was having, you were excited because a party would mean lots of opportunities to give some drunk girls some goodbye sex. But then you weren't so excited because she said there wouldn't be alcohol. But then you were excited again when she winked and said she "had something to tell you."

Yeah, you're probably getting laid.

You arrive at Kara's house and knock on the door...