You’re nervous with anticipation. You sit down. Your palms get a little sweaty. You can’t believe you’ve been given this opportunity. The hottest women you’ve ever seen is sitting in front of you.

“So what do you think makes you a good assistant?”

You’re in your final interview with Kim kardashian herself. You’re sitting in her very living room. You already had made it through interviews with Kim’s manager and agent, and were now one of the finalists in becoming Kim’s lucky assistant. You’ve heard all the stories of her other assistants in the past, who got to incredible things like rub moisturizer on her almost naked body, or stand in her changing room as she tried out bikinis. You could tell she was suspicious about having a male assistant, but in the end, let it slide. You sail your way through the interview, and pray to god you did a good job. Kim looks you in the eye.

“I like you. Congrats, you’re the best candidate I’ve seen all day, you’ve got the job.” Kim says. You’re ecstatic. You can’t believe you actually landed the job. You thanks her and she stands up. “You start working now,” she says, “let me show you where you’ll be staying. You stand up and she leads you out of the living room, and through her glamorous mansion. You peer out the window into her giant backyard, with a massive swimming pool, and a jacuzzi along side it. She takes you up the stairs and turns the corner, where she points out a door. This is where you’ll be staying. My room is the one right next door, so you’ll always be a short distance away. You step into your new room. It’s enormous. There’s a queen sized bed in the center of the farthest wall, facing a large flat screen tv. You have a giant wardrobe on the right hand side, and on the left, you notice a separate door.

“That’s the bathroom.” Says Kim, as she gestures for you to follow her in. You walk inside only to find the most incredible bathroom you’ve ever seen. The first thing you notice is the large shower in the middle of the room, with four glass walls, completely see trough. On one side of the room is a large glamorous bathtub, and a long counter with two sinks on the other. You notice another doorway on the wall, and ask Kim what it’s for.

“That door leads to my bedroom. It’s a conjoined bathroom, so we’ll be sharing it, if that’s alright?”

Sharing a bathroom with a hot celebrity with smoking curves? That’s fine by you. Kim gives you a tour of the rest of the beautiful house, and eventually circles backs to your room.

“Well, you better unpack and get a good night’s sleep. I have a bikini photo shoot tomorrow, and we need to start preparing by 3 AM. Gotta look my best! Good night!”

She walks over to her room and closes the door. You walk inside your room and begin to unpack. You still can’t believe you have this amazing job. This is ever guys dream! Bikini photo shoot tomorrow? Holy cow! You head to bed and realize what and amazing job this is going to be.