Bright lights.... Your eyes hurt as the lights almost blind you. "I hate Mondays" you groan as you try to get up. "What the- why's my bed so...sandy?". You try to roll off your bed with your head throbbing with one of the worst hangovers you ever had.

One of your work buddies had invited you to his bachelor party yesterday, with the number of drinks and lap dances you had, it was a wonder you had made it back to your house. "Wait a sec.. Why does my bed keep on going?" You again force your eyes open. It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust and the first thing you notice is your roof replaced by a bright blue tropical sky.

"WHAT THE FUCK" you shout as you sit upright. The abrupt movement making your head pound even harder. Ignoring the pain, you find yourself in a beach not more than 30 meters wide. Both sides are blocked by nearly vertical rocky mountains. Behind you is the endless sea, you guess Caribbean, though geography is not exactly your strong suit. In front of you is a dark cave about 2ft wide, though its so dark that you can't see where it leads to.

Next you observe yourself, you are dressed only in your white underpants. Your pale skin was already starting to burn in the bright sun light, you slowly flex your arms and legs, testing to see if anything was broken. You were never shy of your body, though not overly ripped, your 5'11" slightly built frame had a fair share of attention from the ladies.

As you start walking towards the sea, the sand in front of you starts shifting, shocked, you jump back, as a feminine figure rises from the ground.