"You had quite the party last night, didn't you? No don't move! Yoir still abit distant. Ok first things first, do you remember who you are?" the voice was soft and calming but strangly familiar and it had a seductive edge to it.

"I know who I am, I'm Sophie!" I answer.

"Good, good. Now to business," the voice said, "I've chosen you to be my representative on earth."

Quickly the voice explained that it was a demon of fetishism and that the earth wasn't kinky enough.

"And so I want you to mix things up a bit and make the earth the sexual hotbed it should be. To help you I'm giving you this."

And with that the demon dropped a small lump of black goo onto my belly.

"It's latex and you'll be able to use it to change the world around you, enjoy!"

And with that the demon disappeared.

So I can change the world at my whim? It would be a shame not to use this gift, wouldn't it?