Wisconsin Dells has been a favorite for you since you were a kid, but now it holds even more value. You're 19 now, matured. It's summer and the first thing on your mind is: 'I need to get some pussy ASAP.'

You mention the trip to your parents, who were going vacationing in Wisconsin and they offer to drive you to the water park themselves AND pay for the trip.

Your best friend of many, Ana is ecstatic and wants to go to the Dells with you. You've been friends ever since she ran you over in the hall in 6th grade trying to get to her friends and you used all 3 curse words you had in your vocabulary.

She remembers when you used to go as kids and wants to recreate those memories. While this may be a good idea, you could also stay home and try your luck.