Another late night spent in the library. Finally peeling his head away from the books, John looks at the time only to see that it’s a little past midnight.

Deciding that enoug time has been spent reading, he stands, packs his books and proceeds to head towards his car.

*Ring*

Pulling his phone out of his pocket, he sees an incoming call from his beloved girlfriend, Sarah.

“Hey babe...” John says sheepishly to start the conversation.

“Heyyy. How come you didn’t come over tonight?”

“I... I kinda lost track of time in the library...”

“You’re always in the library...” she begins to say. “Makes me wonder if you’re cheating...” she adds in jokingly.

“Of course I am babe. You don’t satisfy me like the 87 year old librarian does... sexually”

“Why are you so disgusting?” She asks with a laugh

“Well... you know I love old, saggy titties”

“Ew stop” she shouts playfully

“And maybe even a wrinkled, old-“

“Ew. I’m hanging up now” she shouts cutting you off playfully before saying: “love you. Get home safe”

“Love you too babe” replies John before hanging up, finally getting in his car and driving home.

It didn’t take long to get to his house. It’s like a 5 minute drive from the library. As he opens the door, he throws everything down and heads straight for the bed before drifting into a deep sleep.